/biz/ - Business & Finance

You will never be a millionaire.

This happened to a retard on a Danish subreddit:
>give Coinbase transcript to tax people 2019
>move some shitcoins to wallet
>lose wallet
>in 2020 tax people asks what happened to the shitcoins on the 2019 transcript
>he can't provide any proof that he's still hodling them
>tax people assume he's trying to outjew them
>tax people assume he sold them at current prices and tax him accordingly

>>27970567
I own LTC and I am ASHAMED of it. I would never post about it on /biz/ because I know they would make fun of me.
I put in a limit sell order and I'm just waiting for it to fill so my misery will end.

>>27861948
>Why are gays so bad at taking honest criticism?
he says this after the way he handled the criticism directed at him

I signed up to Coinbase's tax forms, assuming it would give me something I could use for tax purposes. I selected that I am not a U.S. person because I am europoor.
It created a form with this title:
>Certificate of Foreign Status of Beneficial
Owner for United
States Tax Withholding and Reporting
THE FUCK DO I DO???

With everything that's going on with the stock market, buying guns, canned food and bottled water is starting to seem like a good investment

Shill me a quick 2x on Binance

>>26812043
are you larping and NPC copypasting or srs bro

You will never be a millionaire.

>tell female acquaintance who invests in government bonds about what happened to GME
>"that's why I refuse to buy gamestop or beetcoin or anything of that sorts, it's too risky"

I have 6k in low risk ETFs because I used to be retarded. And 6k in good ETFs. 15k in crypto.
Gonna sell the shit ETFs. Do I buy more good ETFs or crypto with it though?

Is it too late to buy AAVE?

>>21886684
>Sir,Please Buy Me.next 100,fomo.

>>21776999
CHECKED AND KEKKED

https://youtu.be/7OiFdOPXQtc

Bizonacci tier video of BRR

We were already over 1 cent today. Wonder when bizlets gonna buy, probably when we hit 5 cents and they buy the top and we "crash" to 3 cents lmfao.

>holding 100k BRR and already took out my initial ages ago

SO FCKING COMFY RN

>>18640248
Absolute kek. Thanks man I needed this

>DUDE IT'S BLACK MONDAY
>DUDE I SHORTED LAST NIGHT *SMUGFACE*
>DUDE HOW CAN YOU BE LONG AT THIS POINT DUUDE

Lel at druggie faggots needing shit to cope their daily wagecucking. Most of you aren't even doing anything spectacular and you still use drugs to fool yourselves you're making progress.

>>17944280
>But what if stonks go up????

>>17941155

>>17937584
there is no recovery

HOLY FUCK BOIS WE LIVING HISTORY LITERALLY