/biz/ - Business & Finance

>let's get revenge for 2008!!! I wasnt even born but I just watched the big short and wall street are villains like dumbledore in harry potter!!! we are the avengers and star wars resistance!!!
>by being the catalyst for another financial collapse which will only result in more job losses, more inflation and financial distress for ordinary people amidst a quarantined economy while hedgies will just get brrr bailouts and china takes over

>let's stick it to the hedge funds, my felllow redditors!!!!
>by propping up a guy who just used the reddit army for himself and just made 50m for himself, who already had 50k to throw at this play

>hedge fund short sellers are the enemies of the people we need to revolt against them!! elon just said short selling should be illegal!!!!
>by bandwagoning and cult-like following the strategy of Michael Burry, a hedge fund manager infamous for the biggest short in wall street history and the biggest tesla short

>the jews are really kvetching about this, shadilay this is payback for what they did to daddy trump!!! this is capitol 2.0!!!
>what do you mean "blackrock jews are the biggest winners in all this", what's blackrock? I thought we defeated wall street? who's cohen?

>we stick it to the 1%ers!!!! this is class warfare now my dudes!!!
>Elon Musk, the wealthiest billionaire alive, is supporting our revolution??? I'll buy a tesla!!!!!!

>this isn't about the money (i only put in 10 dollars), it's about sending a message!!!!!
>whoa tone down the antisemitism please my dude that's not cool?? we're just sending a message to rich white guys

>we're unstoppable now, they're afraid of us!!! let's keep this party going my dudes!!! this is the greatest wealth transfer ever!!!
>I just lost my wife's entire savings of 100 dollars on doge because I took the financial advice of my favorite onlyfans prostitute on tiktok, my wife's gonna kill me my dudes!!!