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We're trying to help you escape the bull trap. Repent. God will punish you for your inflated valuations, which spit in the face of the economic Law that He created.

Do you think the S&P 500 is on an upward trajectory after entering a bear market following the longest bull market in history? Do you think your great hubris shall not be punished by an equally great demise? You defy the very reason which God has granted us.

Yes, yes indeed. Play with your little calls and little bullish bets. But one day, at the height of your ecstasy and sinful speculation, at the height of your success and your glory, the Lord shall rip the mat from under you and it all will come tumbling down. Darkness and damnation will wash over you, and Fortune, the great whore and vicious bitch which you clung to in your idolatrous worship, will cackle at your woe and lamentations.

You laugh and you bounce, robed in the ermine cloak of vainglory, laughing and giggling as death surges up around you, laughing at the wise words and prudent counsel of the prophets who know the Law and the Will of the Lord, laughing at Noah and his Ark, basing your anticipation of the future not on the rock and the reason of the Lord but on the shifting sands of vague and transient sentiment and the babbling of bureaucrats.

You know not the flood that awaits you and you will be drowned. Such is the Will and the Law of the Lord, and it is good.