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>>29506867
>interview tape 2
>yes, so this is legendary AQB investor again, tell us more about the implications of your great journey
>yes, I remember, AQB was down bad, I was looking at nearing 40 percent in the red
>bobos everywhere panic everywhere, but I held
>jerome gets on TV, hints at BRRRRR
>everyone jumps on random rock stocks or some security junk stocks
>I kept thinking, man FOOD, people need FOOD
>So what happened next?
>It was a BRRRR pump, everything was going up
>but then it all started to crash but not my AQB
>why is that?
>we were facing food shortages, inflation was kicking in, I got the call from mommy that as a holder of AQB I was needed to the VIP meeting at an undisclosed location
>I boarded a private jet of AQB holders, and before I knew it some men in black were informing us, we were going to a "food security summit"
>It turns out it was held deep in the pentagon, we were all illuminati and shit at this point right?
>Out comes JFK's clone, he gives a speech, tells us they need input from us, points to me and goes "mistah anon", I need your input, the chinese commies are trying to infiltrate our mutant fish tanks
>And just like that you became general in the great war of the 21st century started over mutant seafood?
>Yes, afterwards I was tapping every shoulder of very important men with powerful connections beyond your wildest dreams