/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey goy.. I mean boys! Brad Garlinghouse here.
Just cashed out another fresh 137M XRP.
I would like to thank you all kindly for your wonderful contributions towards my piggy bank.

Sorry that I killed your little pump you had going for my token I created out of thin air. We also had to sell a few millions worth of XRP for a new campaign to promote more inclusivity at Ripple and Chris needed a new Porsche.. 100M XRP will be allocated to these goals.

I'm promising you bros, one day in the future my tokens will do something and banks are gonna buy it for tens of thousands dollars per token. On the DEX haha. We just need regulatory clarity, I tell ya.