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Best stocks to profit off the future invasion of Iran?

>>27155054
hey stop it with the sexism! They deserve 20% of our profits for trying to tell them about LINK and DOGE on stuff like tinder for years but they spent everything on make up and botox instead to look good for Tyrone

0.07 CHADS REPORT IN.
WE WILL FUCKING HOLD.

>>25516568
>finger literally squeezing the trigger
fucking bimbo

>>24798264
daily reminder that if you find him attractive you should be killed

>>24762225
double your money 20 times in a row
the streak for repeating reds in roulette is 21 so you got a solid chance

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22868211
>>22868224
I know but thanks for the reassurance

>>22868313
>>22868367
My younger brother is a software engineer and he tells me how decent pay it is (only 35k in Edinburgh, Scotland but still pretty decent compared to jobs in the area) but how soul-crushing it is also, he isn't staying for too long anyway.

>>22868424
>>22868384
Thanks for advice anons

>>22868406
I got that feeling but won't hurt to try and escape the cycle, thanks fren

>>21723009
B A S E D

>>20778585
I'm a retard - what does this mean for the market?

>>20403768
depends on if they're doing anything. they went turbo enforcer for a few days a month or two ago. ROT seems that if you get two or so reports, you'll get a ban. Nibbles seem to be the line.

>>19930902
kek

>>18586832
>But most of you twats think you can just dump oil into a hole they dug in the backyard
I actually thought this when I was a teen and got my first car. I was doing the oil change by myself to learn and thankfully my dad came out and asked me what I planned on doing with the old oil before I had a chance to do anything with it. I said I was just gonna dig a hole and dump it and he freaked out and was like "NO YOU MORON TAKE IT TO JIFFY LUBE"

oil

>>18380617
uh it's 4channel now, get right please.
>>18380626
oil crabbing into close certainly makes sense now if no deal was reached

>>18379578
After market closes.

>>18172483
43 @ what price? I think you're going to make some fucking money my guy.

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>food
>non-cyclical consumer essentials
I will not be focusing on
>utilities
you are too late for utilities imo, they have already been rotated into. I may do a series on them later
>pharma
JNJ and PFE are good dividend stocks, however they will be excluded from this series
>financials
CINF is a classic aristocrat, however it will be excluded from this series because we are late cycle.
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dividendinvestor.com
finviz.com
nasdaq.com for checking EPS and DPS
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>PG
not recommended. It's payout ratio is very high meaning it cannot grow. very sad. this would have been an excellent stock 30 years ago but you probably weren't alive so sucks to suck
>KO
this is a stock dobber circle jerked before going all in on writing calls on margin on AMD. very sad. You should have bought it 30 years ago, but it's payout ratio is very high and you are a nigger
>LANC
extremely based food bro. high buy.
>CL
this stock makes me cum
>TR
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>>12808579
BST is out performing the broader market, just looking for more stable holdings in the future. Im saving for a house eventually

Im currently a sophmore majoring in philosophy. I decided to be a maniac and take all of the required courses for the major (30 credits) over the course of 3 semesters (or roughly one year). After this semester I will only need two more courses to complete my major, but I have a serious problem: I still need ~51 credits to graduate. This is has opened up the possibility of devoting myself entirely to second major that is more practical than philosophy over the next two years.

So here's my question: What's it like majoring in Econ? I know the job prospects are pretty good, especially if you got grad school for it ( I won't go for philosophy because American Philosophy is completely GAY and has abysmal job prospects). Is is feasible to take 3-4 econ courses in one semester like I did with philosophy (I was basically writing an 800-1000 word essay every single week on a different topic, it was hell but I got through it and made the deans list). I struggle slightly with mathematics, but I think if I apply myself I can be successful.

tl;dr: interested in majoring in econ. Want to know if it's feasible to take 3-4 econ courses a semester

PS: yes Im aware academic economics is usually not focused on heterodox schools of economics (marxian, austrian, MMT? etc.) but Im a really big fan of the social sciences, and econ is by the best.

>>12197446
did u go to uNF too

>>2377876

>Sour Grapes, the fucking post

I'm just happy sitting here on my 5x gains in BTC and my 33x gains in Ethereum. Maybe if you hadn't been a sanctimonious cunt and invested in the technology you wouldn't be so salty.