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Why is it so forbidden to say: 20 % of men get 80 % of women; women live lives on easy mode; literary theory and almost all humanities "scholars" are bullshit; old classics can be boring and are not all stunningly genius works of incredible philosophical genius; all the religion / atheism posturing is fashion statement nonsense (with the most insufferable of all being lit and it's "I'm not religious but I want to sprinkle religionshit over everything because it has been associated with literary and cultured people in the past" attitude); the current "gatekeepers" in literature are horrendous leftists; that people only praise old books so hard to fit in?

im unironically so in love with Dua Lipa, there is something very charming about her... how much LINK do you think she's worth?

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God I love Dua. I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection.

I would drag my balls through 100 kms of serrated blades and eat 100 kms of her feces just so I could enter a lottery in which the winning prize is to hear her dad fart through a walkie-talkie


I would walk naked backwards through a forest fire wearing nothing but a gasoline filled jumpsuit while a swarm of angry bees compete for the right to sting my eyeballs just for the chance to listen to her mothers gay best friend sing "Its raining men" in my ear through a megaphone


I would drag my sac over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair you sat on 3 years ago

Dua Lipa is perfect fuck you