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Should I try to convince granny to invest in crypto? She has a ton of my grandpa's & her late husbands money that she just spends & spends & spends all day anyway.
I doubt I'll ever see any inheritance from her or anything like that, she's never been the leaste bit generous towards me or my mother. I don't expect anything from her anyway, I just think it'd be nice if she saw I helped her get a small 2x or 3x before she passes.
On the other-hand, if she fucks it up by trading or failing to hold or if some part of her portfolio dumps she'll probably blame me because yes she's probably that hind-sighted

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>>27473735
This happened.

>>27420966
I saved this so I could compare it to the inevitable dump before the pump. Do the charts match?

>Retards who didnt do due diligence

>>27049553
IT HAS TO YOU STUPID RETARD.

Only the faithful that pass through the shadow of the gamma dip, will see the light of the sun as we ride the rocket to Tendie Olympus!

DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUE

THE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIME

SHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFORE

DO. NOT. SELL.
NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.
IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHARE

BUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENS

FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ UP ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZE
DON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEK
THE SHORT SQUEEZE ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS!!!!

DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUE

THE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIME

SHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFORE

DO. NOT. SELL.
NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.
IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHARE

BUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENS

FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ UP ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZE
DON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEK
THE SHORT SQUEEZE ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS

>>26897341
another reason not to sell Friday / Monday. It most likely WILL go down somewhat drastically Friday/Monday, but as long as we all hold and dont fucking sell anything, it will shoot straight the fuck up to who knows

>>26848269
DO NOT SELL GME THIS WEEK!
FRIDAY IS A GAMMA-SQUEEZE, WHICH IS A CHANGE IN STOCK PRICED FROM ALL OF US BUYING SHARES AND PUMPING ITS VALUE

THE HISTORIC SHORT SQUEEZE WILL TAKE PLACE THRU THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS, BUT *ONLY* IF YOU HOLD YOUR SHARES THRU THAT TIME

SHORTLETTES ARE TRYING TO SCARE PAPERHAND ANONS WITH STOCKS INTO SO MUCH EXCITEMENT OVER FRIDAY IT SHAKES THE STOCKS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR WEAK PUSSY ASS HANDS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED BIG-BOY MONEY BEFORE

DO. NOT. SELL.
NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK.
IF EVERYBODY HOLDS, YOU WILL SEE INSANE GAINS OVER THE NEXT 1-2 MONTHS
DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HEDGE CAPITAL IS REVEALED TO BE TANGLED IN THIS NET OF SHORT LOANS, WE COULD VERY WELL SEE STOCK VALUE EXCEED $5000/SHARE

BUT NOT IF YOU GET SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT HANDLING MONEY YOU DROP YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THE SQUEEZE EVEN HAPPENS

FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES, READ UP ON GAMMA SHORT, READ ON SHORT SQUEEZE
DON'T SELL THIS WEEK, DON'T SELL NEXT WEEK
THE SHORT SQUEEZE ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD WITH DIAMOND HANDS!