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>>8972551
AK-47 ran out of gas guy here. I literally pulled over to respond to this in a grocery store parking lot (pic related)

I only bought because of the memes. In fact, you faggots have altered my brain chemistry. I literally fall asleep reading 4chan chainlink threads for at least 2 hours and wake up in the morning checking threads. I'm probably going to have cancer within the next 4 years because I'm always glued to this fucking board on my iphone. And probably won't even be able to enjoy my gains.

If this is some elaborate scheme I'll probably end up killing myself. Fuck all of you. My life was peaceful before you brainwashed me. I probably won't even be happy when we make it because I'll have nothing else in life to look forward too.

I almost hope that we don't reach singularity until 2021 because I'll have nothing worth waking up to once we do make it