/biz/ - Business & Finance

I don't know why you're complaining about America because you said yourself we're all fucked.

Bros... I was walking back from a quick SBUX run to get a latte, and a fucking bald eagle flew right over my head. It was carrying a big branch. The eagles have decided to return to my neighborhood and build a new nest (after the old one fell down).
This is it, the big one, eagles confirm the recovery of the American economy
wagmi
bobos btfo

>>55939210
Just the government

>>55788662
>shitcoin giving birth to more shitcoins
There are only 2 legit cryptos, BTC & XMR

>>55739802
Give that man citizenship, too based for bongland

>>55679772
>zogbot
You hate this country.

>>55642601
Correct.

>>55544903
>Jay the Faggot continues to debase the once proud USD. Apologize.
No. I WILL continue to Short the Shitcoin, however. God bless the United States.

What's /our/ oil stock /smg/?

I watched a bald eagle take a big shit today
If that's not a metaphor for the American economy and stock market, idk what is

I took my binoculars out to look at the bald eagles living near me... and I watched one of them take a giant squirt shit.
Bullish for SPY, America dgaf

>>53730261
At least you can make it suck less. What I would do is call their bluff and fill out your 8949 the chad way:
>BTCUSD 1/1/2022 12/31/2022 *TOTAL PROCEEDS* *TOTAL COST* *TOTAL PROFIT LOSS*
Assuming the amount is even worth reporting. They expect you to drag your balls through broken glass and itemize each little transaction separately. But if you group it by asset it adds up to the same shit, you put in X and got out Y.
What are they gonna do, send me an angry letter? I'm paying what I owe so what's the difference.

>>53459251
Only cucks worry about if it's the wrong time for the food they have want to eat. You are a high t alpha chad, right anon?
t. 6am cheeseburger enjoyer

Happy Independence Day /smg/ bros