/biz/ - Business & Finance

only alpha chads allowed. get in here.

I don't care about muh fundamentals. I don't care about muh decentralization. This is not a goddamn crypto revolution ok. No one cares about goddamn nerdy bullshit like muh "this is going to change the world of bluetooth vibrators forever". The only reason we're here is to try to make a profit. And the real profit lies in picking the correct long term investments.

So with that said, which cryptos are the most establishment friendly? Which cryptos do the elites like? What companies wear suits and ties and speak coherent english? What companies are setting up meetings with the goddamn rothschilds and shilling their shit? What cryptos were secretly created by the government? These are the real questions.