/biz/ - Business & Finance

>the shadow fork

>>13910328
I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

>>13847499
THE shadowfork

>>13812889
Where do you think Rory's kid came from?

>>13793432
blog post is coming out today guys

sergey really like thursdays if ya haven't noticed :)

>>13782264

After mainnet. We all know it’s coming. What are you marines planning on doing in the next week and into June?

I'M A GAY MAN AND I HOLD MY FAVORITE CRYPTOCURRENCY CHAINLINK!!!

OH MY GOSH, WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY, MY GAY FRIENDS!

WE ARE CHANGING THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

IM CREATING THIS THREAD SO ALL GAY MARINES CAN JOIN US IN DISCUSSING CHAINLINK AND ITS CREATOR MASTER SERGEY NAZAROV!

I'm gay and I hold... Chainlink!!! Chainlink!!! Yes!!! I'm G. A. Y., gay!! By Allah I'm feeling the gaynergy! I love this movement that we built, fellow gay Marines! Yyyyyyyyes!!

Chainlink is not just a blockchain, it's A MOVEMENT. What a marvelous community, my gay fellas! I want to chainlink and snort cocaine in limousines with my gay friends! In lambos we have gay sex and worship Master Sergey!

NEVER SELL OR MOVE YOUR TOKENS, TAKE THEM TO THE GRAVE.

SUBMIT TO MASTER SERGEY.

HIS COCK IS OUR SACRED OBJECT OF CULT.

CHAINLINK WITH YOUR FELLOW GAYS.

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS.

>>13712417
I'm gay and I hold... Chainlink!!! Chainlink!!! Yes!!! I'm G. A. Y., gay!! By Allah I'm feeling the gaynergy! I love this movement that we built, fellow gay Marines! Yyyyyyyyes!!

Chainlink is not just a blockchain, it's A MOVEMENT. What a marvelous community, my gay fellas! I want to chainlink and snort cocaine in limousines with my gay friends! In lambos we have gay sex and worship Master Sergey!

NEVER SELL OR MOVE YOUR TOKENS, TAKE THEM TO THE GRAVE.

SUBMIT TO MASTER SERGEY!

HIS COCK IS OUR SACRED OBJECT OF CULT.

CHAINLINK WITH YOUR FELLOW GAYS.

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>>13692622
>Green id
>Digits
Checks out

I'm gay and I hold... Chainlink!!! Chainlink!!! Yes!!! I'm G. A. Y., gay!! By Allah I'm feeling the gaynergy! I love this movement that we built, fellow gay Marines! Yyyyyyyyes!! Chainlink is not just a blockchain, it's A MOVEMENT. What a marvelous community, my gay fellas! I want to chainlink and snort cocaine in a limousine with my gay friends! In Iambos we have gay sex and worship Master Sergey!

NEVER SELL OR MOVE YOUR TOKENS, TAKE THEM TO THE GRAVE!

SUBMIT TO MASTER SERGEY!

CHAINLINK WITH YOUR FELLOW GAYS.

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!!!

>>13671606
Only because the space is flooded with pajeets who would rather trade a few hundred bucks scammed from others rather than invest in serious fundamental projects

This really explains everything.

>>13669114
Can anyone translate this?
Pic related it's op

op met sergey today

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA