/biz/ - Business & Finance

Also, I am unvaxxed

MargeD tomorrow moass is this week

>>49404803
Kenny's about to have a big green pickle shoved into his mayo jar

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>went to college for a generic useless degree
>cant' remember anything from class
>used my 4 years learning how to socialize and get along with people
>get a job in sales
>getting $100,000 a year + cool perks and vacations
>all I have to do is not being an autist and talk with people

>its an SOS pump episode

>>28546349
>thinking a billion dollar company gives a flying fuck about bag holders in a Malaysian fly fishing forum

>>28429753
>mfw not even ath

Thanks to whichever bizlet was shilling SOS two days ago. You aight with me

>>28263886

I chose the second of the three and I'm having a good laugh now

>>27633113
I hope lord kek monkey paws this shit for EVERYONE involved. Nobody gets out alive.

>>27604666
Oh shit boys I'm feeling it check my 3 it means "3 more days until hedgies jump from ledgies"

>>27592882
The ones who thirst for pink wojaks are going to be the real winners in all this, no matter what happens. Personally? I'm growing my frog portfolio like crazy.

Here's your reply King if I had to guess I'd expect to see more DOGE posting for a little while once GME is finally back in it's single-digit grave and then they'll be gone for good when that doesn't work.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/02/business/gamestop-investors-plunging-shares.html
>Tigran Avetisian, 30, a chemical engineer outside Boston, put about $40,000 into GameStop in the past two weeks, including $20,000 from his individual retirement account when the price was $275 a share. He’s down $10,000 after Tuesday’s plunge.
“For a little while, it was just free money for everybody,” said Mr. Avetisian, who was up $80,000 at one point and still hopes to turn a profit when he decides to sell. “But part of the stock market is knowing when to get out.”
>knowing when to get out
Yeah that was last Thursday

Friendly reminder that a short selling ban != a ladder attack ban

>>27505281
FEEL IT

>>24876196
First think abiut why you're only asking this question *after* bitcoin set a new ATH. It reeks of FOMO.
Second ETH is quite clearly not a scam, it may fail but that would just be failing, plenty of ERC20 tokens are scams, plenty are not but the legitimate ones, if you can find them, are where you will see the greatest gains, outstripping anything you will make from bitcoin. I am not telling you to buy into these now necessarily, bitcoins dominance is lower than I expected it to be but generally when btc pumps, alts dump.
It's arguably riskier, yes, but no risk no reward and every second bitcoin is at ATH you run the risk of get ring dumped on.
I'm not as familiar with other projects like cardano or polkadot so I will let somebody else explain them but I don't think they're outright scans (although cardano does have some reson to be suspicious). xrp is probably a scam. XMR is based but not a coin for moonbois. Some defi projects will give you mega returns some will scam you.
I haven't told you to buy or not buy anything in this post because you shouldn't be taking people at their word in any case. The most important thing to do is to DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH and to decide what ratio of risk/reward that you are comfortable with. If you're a boomertier coward or megarich then stick with bitcoin, if you're not an utter puddy look into alts.
I get the impression some bitcoin maxipad told you every single alt is a scam and you just believed them. It's simply not true. Don't fuck with futures/leverage/options/margin trading if you don't know what you're doing.

Not paying taxes on my crypto. Ever.

Fuck the IRS. Not paying a dime on my crypto gains.

Fuck the IRS

If Uncle Joe thinks I'm going to pay even one penny on my crypto holdings he's got another thing coming.

Just loaded up on SNX, YFI and LRC. Any other DeFi tokens that is down 60%+ that is recommended? I've still got about $3k

Im sorry I had to do what I did. You'll understand when you're older anon.