/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55828154
>20 ETH in 2 hours
>bear market

BEAR MARKET CANCELLED

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I hope you fully understand the magnitude of this student debt cancellation. All three rounds of coronavirus stimulus checks amounted to about $800B in total. The size of this student loan forgiveness is 43M x $10,000 = $400B of stimulus, about half as much. Only this time, the stimulus is targeted towards 20-40 year always-online millennials and zoomers with a history of poor financial decisionmaking. When you take that into account, this is at least as much or more targeted stimulus to the kind of people who pump crypto and memestocks than in the entirely of the '20-'21 stimulus cycle, and it's happening ALL AT ONCE.

Strap the fuck in, because the bull market just got uncanceled HARD.

>Low inflation
bullish, healthy economy
>High inflation
bullish, government can afford to pay its debts
>Low unemployment
bullish, strong economy
>High unemployment
bullish, stimmy checks incoming
>Fed drops rates to zero
bullish, risk assets moon
>Fed hikes rates
bullish because they'll have to drop rates soon
>Recession
bullish, stimmy checks incoming
>Depression
bullish, it can't get any worse
>Nuclear apocalypse
bullish, now it REALLY can't any worse

Name one thing that's actually bearish, you can't. Good news is bullish and bad news just means good news is around the corner to counter it, which is bullish. Everything is bullish. Buy at any and every price point because everything goes up forever. Resistance is futile, the bull always wins.

And I'll do it for fucking free, just you fucking wait faggots, I'm just biding my time currently. Then I'll wake up the coming bull run and fuck the big fuck with my big ultra HDX dick consisting of multiple masternoodles worth of semen (a lot).

>>25966666
C-C-CHECKED HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

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>>25146279
You here anon, you will never be alone

>>24870070

Rate em biz

>NSMDO

>>23967996
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>>22603817

Btc pumps and everything else dumps. Even eth. 2017 V2 bitches

Im all in
50$ eow is fud

>>21097449
we're all about convex trades (high upside, low downside) and most /contrarian/ casuals where already balls deep in DeFi a few months back before the pump. we saw the writing on the wall. honestly the track record of this thread is pretty spectacular even though it has always been low-key

>>21094650
End of month

>>21073885
Zcash has the highest upside potential. It has stronger privacy than XMR but was held back by a high usage cost. This has been fixed thanks to a R&D breakthrough. The inflation rate is actually closer to 25% but halving is in a couple months so everyone (incl. miners) is hoarding coins. It just recently broke a 3-year bear. The pump is going to be insane.

Sit tight VI bro’s — we are gonna fucking make it and we should take advantage of this dip.

VI will hit $5 EOM screencap this

>>20899461
VI bro’s gonna eat so fucking good. Lobster for breakfast.

Tighten up the seatbelts VI bros, we about to go on a steep ride

Put it this way: if you have $100k in BTC, ETH, and/or LINK today, you are mere months away from quitting your job.

>>20665483
Assuming this isn't a LARP those are some impressive gains anon. Make sure to get your ampl taxes figured out because the IRS will definitely have their eyes on you if you cash out.

>>20634185
Honestly it looks like a solid project and I bought before I even knew what it was because I'm a pump chaser. I'm going to keep holding at least until main net or another big pump.