/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52310885
And it goes the other way too. I just bought SPY at 380.15 and it jumped to 380.55 a millisecond later. By the time I mashed the sell button, it filled at 380.68. This is unbelievably motherfucking insane. Is there a point where they halt trading of SPY? Like just shut the stock market down? This is absolutely ridiculous.

>>51057755
I wouldn't be so sure. The past two months have shown us just how much can happen on record-low volume.

>meme stocks soaring again
>fed buying every equity in sight every day as soon as volume is low enough
>money spigot wide open again
>everything going up
>everything retardedly predictable
>effortless money
>middle class getting anally cactus-fucked worse than ever
>stonk holders getting infinitely rewarded for absolutely nothing
Yeah, I'm thinking comfy is back on the menu, boys

It took 5 months to reach a new ATH after the covid crash. At the current rate of increase, we would reach a new ATH by September 2 for a total recovery time of 2 months and 2 weeks, the single fastest S&P 500 increase in history.

Bobos irreparably BTFO. This is literally the strongest bull run of all time. After all, all of retail agrees the bear market is over, and if you base your investment thesis on retail sentiment, you will always win, because retail controls the stock market and makes the most money from it.

See you guys at the top.

Genuine question for bears: literally why? Like can you even name a single reason you are bearish? All data this year has pointed to the biggest bull run in history. The world economy has never been better, we are under the leadership of the most popular and most voted president in history, polls show americans are the happiest and most wealthy they have ever been. The putin price hike is obviously transitory. Literally why are you so stuck in your ways?

Reminder to go long with AS MUCH LEVERAGE AS YOU CAN. You have nothing to be afraid of, mumu. You won! Good job! Take ALL of your savings, ALL of the money your family depends on, and go long with as much leverage as you can. Your reward will commensurate with your intelligence. After all, everyone agrees America is the best it has ever been, so why wouldn't stocks go up?

What happened at 1:38pm EST? 600% spike in SPY and QQQ volume. I missed it. What was the news?

Fellow bullchads, Friday was proof of what we have known all along: the golden bull run is here. If you want to build generational wealth, GO ALL IN NOW. Put EVERYTHING you have into literally any stock, with as much leverage as you can. There is literally zero risk.

America is the best it has ever been. The economy is the strongest it has ever been, under the leadership of Biden, the most popular and most voted president in history. Absolutely all the data confirms this bull run. Shrinking GDP, inflation, rising interest rates, QT, yield curve inversion, death cross, housing crisis; ALL of it is either bullish, fake and gay, or irrelevant.

Did you know Friday was SPY's highest 1-day volume in its history? The volume doesn't lie; all of America is committed to this bull run. Don't miss out. Again, GO ALL IN WITH ALL THE LEVERAGE YOU CAN. THERE IS ZERO RISK.

I'll see you guys at the top. #BLM #LoveIsLove #NAMBLA