/biz/ - Business & Finance

My dick is rock hard and my gf is sleeping bros. How do i advance?
I woke up and my testosterone levels are in orbit right now.
I have the biggest urge to nut in her butthole since forever but she doesnt let me

When do i sell my soxl bros?

I'm going to start looking for my first full time job but I don't know how to explain my patchy past and lack of experience.
I'm mid 20s and spent 6 years doing a three year business related bachelors degree, mostly part time at the end, and graduated over six months ago. Basically I got so sick of it, was failing subjects and took a semester off at one point. During that time and since graduation I've just been doing basic part time shift work in construction, retail, really basic jobs.
I don't know what I should say to interviewers when they ask why I took so long, why I'm only now looking for a job, and how to oversell my lack of experience.
What should I do? I'm thinking of being somewhat honest and saying that I wasn't sure my degree was right for me, that I love doing the job I'm doing now but I want to finally utilise my degree and actually progress in a real professional field. I can come across as a smart and measured person so I'm just hoping someone can take the bait. I can blame some of the dodgy university stuff on covid campus shutdowns as well.
Any thoughts?

>>57299207
Probably a 20% extra tax on unrealized profits for people who have less than 7 figures

Work is making go insane lately, like seriously, not even exaggerating. I work at a warehouse but the pay is actually good and we have some great benefits but still, I feel like I could do so much more with my life, yet here I'am as a 25 year old waging my life away on this hell hole doing the same thing for 10 hours every day. I work with boomers and it's so depressing, they work to pay bills and that's it, it's like they've accepted their fate and now try to desperately convince themselves they enjoy it. I'm killing myself before 35, no way I'm growing old working in places like this, I'm actually considering going back to school out of desperation. I can't fucking do this shit anymore.

i made this peepee

>>55670106
Imagine the smell of all those pussys at once

I just sharted for possibly the first time in my life. It felt like a little toot building up but when I released it there was no sound and the feeling of liquid squirt.
Do you know what this means? This means that people think that earnings will be good feeling toot but instead they will be shit. Position yourself accordingly.

What is the next degen /biz/coin? Preferably something that didn't pump already

When marketing, Partykarts?

Why our chairman is so smart and everybody is stupid as fuck. Can someone tell the government to stop shooting his balloons?

Riding the natty braps really does something to a nigga

it's totally over for this board

>>54931245
comfy boy detected (anime pic checked)

>>54926568
Tried to filter it on dextools but even then there are way too many shitcoins for me to read, I give up

>>54798913
>he give up the ultimate power for a vagine

>>54652358
Ryan Cohen == Young Adam Aron. Facts. You niggers better not say that RC is better than AA, I admit that AA is too old that he can't think straight, but the same will happen to RC. Ryan is young and he is much more sophisticated in his words and actions. The man can imitate work like nobody else.

>>54533194
BE SPECIFIC!!!! WHO?

>>54527256
I made this pepe and only posted it here, it got posted over 2000 times on other boards

>>54512059
yeah they fucked with gamers, crucial mistake

Found out wife doesn't exist, my dad is not buying a house and that in fact I am a delusional schizophrenic
Docs are now waving memes in my face, asking me if they make me angry or something
How does this affect me, financially speaking?

>>54473547
>>54473557
you watch too much porn, go outside and socialize fucking idiot.

lol some of us do look like AMC niggers, god bless those idiots. Always happy, always comfy. If they start saying "Lets go Ryan Cohen, show them whats up!" and Ryan goes "Someone tell them don't shoot my balloons because i cant do it myself" that would be fini la comedie