/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26719710
I hate that people like you are on my side...

>>26607984
Now I actually sort of want to buy in. No boomer hedge faggot is going to tell me what I can't buy because he believes he has a sacred right to crash a company to zero using extreme leverage.

Btw, i hope the actual small time millionaires invested in this hedge fund are super thrilled about losing 100% of their principle so some fat can try to win a dick measuring contest with the internet.

>>26516377
Checked and based

>>26258010
yes, don’t listen to these cia kike faggots trying to get you to lose money. you are new so your investing skill is at its lowest point. it’s only sensible to invest a SMALL amount of money now and then gradually invest more and more as your skill level grows. even in a bull market retards can lose money, and a good trader can make money in any market. but that said you wont conquer the psychological/gambling addiction part of investing without using SOME real money.

Have environmentalists ever stopped and asked themselves, "is this world, in its current state, even worth preserving?" The rhetorical question should easily turn the crunchiest greenie into a Captain Planet villain.

Man... I just escaped this shit 2 days ago. Nothing changes, you're powerless, and Goldman Sachs runs the executive branch forever and regardless of who's in there.
Focus your meme powers on driving GRT back down to $.25 so I can build the stack I should have had if I wasn't wasting time reading about the storm being upon us.

>>26126164
Wouldn't the blood loss from a fully erect 8" penis put a 5ft tall man in an irreversible coma?