/biz/ - Business & Finance

What's a make it stack? I've been watching this one for a little bit.

I heard they've Hack Uniswap.

>>25746903
OHHHHH SNAP!

>>17981987
Not really i recently stuck all my pension in the DAX, when the Krauts flee the Euro my holdings will quadruple overnight.

I studied biology at a prestigious university (which I will not namr), and started balding the second semester of my junior year. I started studying male pattern baldness with my spare time- how it is treated, how it can be prevented, and how it might be cured. Upon graduation, I secured a number of investments to search for a cure. I founded 3 large, separate companies that offer different treatments for balding (you may have heard of some). Eventually I did find a cure, but had found it was more profitable to treat the baldness,sell bs methods of prevention- sell hopium essentially. Later, I began to manufacture toupees. Toupees are by far the most profitable. Think about it- a toupee is a lifelong commitment; they are made from real hair, sell for thousands of dollars, and need replacing after a few years. Men who use toupees evem need to go to special salons to get what little actual hair they have left cut and the toupees they wear maintained. I own those too. It is a very discreet business since balding is such a sensitive issue for men. The cure on the other hand, well, I only provide that to very wealthy clientele. The world's elite. The old high profile men with full, luscious heads of hair may very well be my clientele, but you would never know by looking at them. Day to day, I stay holed up in my chateau a harem of women of all different hair colours and types. They all have hair at least down to their waists and receive the utmost care. Their hair is used in only the most expensive toupees for the nouveau riche types. It's been a good decade.

>>16368585
>>MY INTERNET MEME COIN IS WORTH OVER $6000....AND I AM NOT SELLING IT!!
>HODL GAAANG WOOOOOO!

>>16328858
my wife makes 3x as much money as i do so its actually a very good financial decision for me. sorry ur ugly and can only attract women by providing betabux

>>16282007
Yes I'm an unironic male gold digger. Every woman I have ever dated made more money than me and I plan on continuing that trend.

>>16282890
its real and its honestly humiliating and i am considering suicide and trying to cope by chadposting here because i have no one to talk to irl
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>>16282943
it was over the course of 2 years. one of them spilled the beans to her husband and then it triggered a chain reaction the other 2 found out. they waited for me after work and beat the shit out of me in the parking lot

>>13590673
13/hour is also impossible to live on in chicago even working 40 hours a week, i live in a paid off house in the middle of nowhere and i can liver comfortably off 13/hour working less than part time
>>13590646
>>13590657
stay seething neets

>>13471756
Talk to some boomer granny, tell her
>"I can get people to pay you half a grand a month for living in ONE (1) of your rooms, let's make a deal!"
>"I know much more about connecting with potential customers through big websites than most people, give me a share and you'll be able to travel to Spain or Italy next Summer."
Rinse and repeat and you'll end up making 20k a month.

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