/biz/ - Business & Finance

This isn't fucking funny, my short is liquidated at $8.50... please just fucking sell this piece of shit scam.

Sent $6K worth of LINK to the wrong fucking address, why the fuck can't I verify my damn public key on coinbase...

Took an edible, found out I have more work coming in....

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.

>451 LINK...

PLEASE PLEASE LET LINK DUMP TO $4.14, PLEASE I SOLD MY WHOLE STACK, I'M SO FUCKING SCARED BUT I CAN'T ENTER AT THESE PRICES OR I WILL LOSE MY ORIGINAL LINK STACK. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, I WILL NEVER SWING AGAIN, PLEASE SERGEY YOU DUMP ALL THOSE TIME DUMP ONE MORE TIME PELASE.

Sold at $4.20.... didn't have enough time to buy the dip... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I swung my whole stack at $4.05 what the fuck???

>read all these ways to make passive income
>Know I could grab some money every month if I just put effort in
>click on my tab of cartoons and go back to doing nothing for the 8th consecutive year

Why am I like this

the house i grew up in has just come up for sale, its in a tiny village of 18 houses, which is outrageous in itself as in the entire village/area houses come up for sale every 5-10 years when somebody dies, i wasnt expecting this in my lifetime.
my parents still live there (they sold and moved a mile down the road 13 years ago after a fire to part of the building), they have one house, ive close cousins who are like brothers that own 2 of the other 18.
i need £400,000 more than what i have now, i have £50,000 in total and can mortgage £200,000. my folks are retired, they havent got fuck all besides their pensions.

ffs link just move, i want to go home.

Is cyanide a better investment than rope?

I wanna kill myself so bad aaaaahhh. Every day is like a knife to my chest with self-harm thoughts. I WISH I were depressed. When I'm depressed I can chalk my feelings up to the mood, but when I'm lucid the feelings persist. Every thought leads to me suicide. I must die. I have to die.

my parents shouldn't have birthed me. why are they so healthy . jesus just die of natural causes so I can peace out

>>12418769
I only have enough money to stay full NEET for 5
more months. Crypto has fucked me

>>12143080

Why would I kill myself? I'm enjoying my life.

However, it's pretty obvious from what I can tell that it's you who is living the lie, and not enjoying your life because of it.

So, maybe you should kys and be done with your delusions?

Or you could stay here and ragie, wagie, it matter not to me.

my wife is going to leave me, I got her to convince her parents for ~60k loan, told her we knew a guy that could really put it to good use. I put it all in bitcoin.

its fucking over for me bros, im probably going to jail

>>10578379

>tfw stuck with 3DPD gold-digging whores

>>9231145
>He saves a .gif as a .jpg

Money doesn't buy you a brain

>>9221612
>Tfw just months away from being 23

i-it's just an arbitrary number r-right guys

>>8912444
that's me

I awake from the dead of sleep from my alarm chirping. The chirp is to rouse me out of where I’d like to be; a signal to remind me of my defeat. I lost from the moment of my birth and so defeat has been instilled in my essence. Somedays I wash myself, although lately I’ve resigned myself to whatever film of filth that clings to me. I rise from my bed with aches and pains pleading for me to stay in bed. I reluctantly refuse because of the punishment that awaits me if I don’t fulfill what’s expected of me. I shed my attire so that I can metamorphosis into the beast of burden- Modern shackles come in 3 pieces. We drive to the masters. I give me wife a kiss, slip on the mask I was instructed to wear at all time and depart the car to start the drudgery of my servitude.
It starts with moving papers from one corner of my desk to another. Master needs to sign this paper and that, being little more than a lap dog to tree pulp and ink. Master needs to know what paper’s I’ve been moving about. Master needs to know who I speak to. Master needs to know how I’m enriching their life at the cost of mine. Master needs to know why I can’t work longer hours. Master needs to know when I cannot tend to my duties due to some inconsequential thing like checking with a doctor about my health or god forbid, becoming ill.
I hate talking to the other beasts, they chirp and honk and grunt and croak while trying to speak. You see, the mask warps how words come out. The few words I can understand sound like something the Master would say, poor devils.


Fucking kill me.

>you when xrp hits $10+ eoy and you didnt buy any

>>7227370

It's UNBEARABLE

has people killed themselves over bitcoin yet?

BOARDS REPORT IN

/r9k/ STANDING BY

>tfw bought 27 cash
>Now down .5 bitcoins

why did I fall for the scam. I betrayed our king and now I must be punished