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i want a fucking corvette and LA house and i have a fucking 2k portfolio

>>25017898

if i knew about stocks earlier i would literally be a rich as fuck chad right now

>see everyone on the internet talking about photoshop and adobe products and schools buying millions of copies
>adobe stock goes fucking parabolic since i noticed that
>see every retard in the world wanting the new yeezy shoes in 2016 and paying 800 dollars for them and waiting in lines and shit and celebrities wearing them
>stock goes fucking parabolic
>notice everyone using iphones in 2012-2014 and every single normal and rich person using them and celebrities shilling them
>goes fucking parabolic
>notice every computer in every house uses microsoft
>goes fucking parabolic
>notice amazon being used everywhere, everyone buying and using gift cards, the entire world is using it, they have everything in stock
>goes fucking parabolic
>see everyone wearing jordan and nike shoes for jogging and basketball and shit
>goes fucking parabolic

I HATE FUCKING LIFE!!!!!! i was 20 back when i started noticing all this shit now theres fucking nothing new these companies have taken over everything and i lost my chance. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. now im out of time and theres nothing left. i would of been one of the greatest investors to do it. i was literally warren buffet tier no even better then warren buffet ON ACCIDENT i would of had like 500% returns in a couple years

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how do i get an etf that i will close the screen and get 300% returns really fast? arkk was doing pretty meh up until now

I FUCKING MISSED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>24798790
l-literally cant go tits up right

i wish i bought more rolls royce now i dont wanna average up FUCK ME

>buy everything shilled here at the top
>i lose my ass go down 20% EVERY TIME
>everyone just stops talking about it

god damn it i wanna put money in boomer stocks so i at least have them in the background but ill probably fuck that up too

>bought literally everything at the top

my brain cant release happy chemicals because i dont have passive income.

i cant sleep comfortably at night unless im making money at least 10 dollars or some shit. i dont feel good if i cant watch numbers go up on a screen. i put a couple thousand in stocks and got okay prices but all it does is fucking crab and go up and down

I CANT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT BEAT WAGEKEKING ITS IMPOSSIBLE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

i fucking produced music for 5 years, ive tried learning a second language, ive invested money, ive tried started businesses, ive tried fraud

ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE I CANT MAKE MONEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how do i move my funds out of this garbage fucking bank holy shit?

i used this country ass bank with this ancient shitty website and even just logging on is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. it asks you fucking security questions every time you sign on, you do one thing wrong youre locked out of account permanently unless you call (ive called them over 500 times) and they force you to change the password constantly randomly when you log on and then if you type THAT in wrong you get locked out of account permanently until you call them.

i carefully saved all my info in a note and i made sure to copy it letter for letter. LOCKED OUT FOR NO REASON still.

how the fuck do i get my money out of this fucking worthless garbage and close my account forever? i opened an online bank and its 100000000000x easier and never had any problems. it doesnt have a physical location so i cant move my money from my bank to that bank. i tried linking that bank account to my shitty country GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! didnt fucking work. i linked and it did everything but when i go for a transfer the bank doesnt show up and ive been trying for a year and i called them and asked and they just said oh we dont know youre fucked

FUCK SMALL TOWNS!!!!!!!!!! to every retard on 4chan that wants to move in the middle of nowhere take this as a fucking warning. EVERYTHING is shit

getting money and rich is luck. luck. there is zero skill involved.

youre either some stupid brain dead roastie whos born hot and gets rich uploading videos on youtube or twitch. that was luck. you posted a topic on youtube at the right time on the right topic. that was luck. you were a female born with big tits that gets you 25,000 views on videos the first week you upload on youtube. that is luck. you are born into a rich or wealthy family that helps you out and teaches you skills you need to get rich. that is luck. you bought bitcoin at the right time and randomly checked your wallet one day that was luck. you make music in a sea of 100,000,000 people and you managed to get notice by the right person. that was luck. you were born in a place like LA, miami, new york city where theres tons of talent scouts, money, acting jobs and everyones parents there is doing good. that is luck.

you were BORN into a family that has a very wealthy position in a business. that was luck. you were BORN into an inheritence with a rich family. that was luck. everything EVERYTHING is luck. you do not succeed without luck.

I MISSED BITCOIN I MISSED BITCOIN

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED LINK BITCOIN AND EVERYTHING. why couldnt i just fucking buy drugs when bitcoin cost a couple cents and then forget about like 70 btc in my wallet and come back to a million dollars

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THAT WAS MY ONLY CHANCE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH now i have to put fucking tens of thousands in stocks and shit hoping to make a few thousand a year AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23743019

how do i know when to buy crypto?

should i avoid something thats 1 year chart is up 500% or 5000% or something?

should i go for coins that are down in the long term?

idk what im doing

>held bitcoin for 3 years
>got it right in the middle of the bullrun so i didnt make a fucking penny
>sell my btc to fomo into fantom
>fantom crashes into the fucking ground lose everything
>literally as SOON AS I FUCKING SELL MY BITCOIN it goes on a fucking bull run and shoots up out of nowhere
>keep fomoing into fantom with money and then just lose it all
>buy stocks
>we keep crashing
>keep buying
>we go in a crash even worse than fucking march
>buy chainlink first time hearing of it
>literally bought it right at $20 it crashed not even ten minutes later i bought it went otside chekced my phone and it crashed in that time
>bought a bunch of shit coins
>every single one of them hit the floor

literally the entire world just alters and the universe targets me. it all targets me. its not real this is a simulation where everything i buy instantly crashes the day after i buy it and

i told myself im not gonna be one of those fuckers that says ha the universe crashes whenever i buy but its true its fucking true. the universe does target me. the economy targets me.

are all banks this fucking retarded or is this just my shitty hillbilly bank? should i just withdraw every penny from it and never use it again?

>shit bank
>constantly requires my to change my password every time i log in because of "security'
>just keep forgetting the fucking passwords
>REQUIRES fucking REQUIRES security questions to sign in
>keep fucking forgetting them
>have to go through a huge hassle every time i try to log in the site
>get an error EVERY FUCKING TIME telling me to call
>write down my new security questions and password in a notepad
>try to log in again
>ERROR MUST CALL

seriously what the fuck? is it just this country ass retard bank or are they all shit? i have an online bank and never ever have a single problem like this. what the fuck is this garbage and how do i get my money out of it and into a better bank as soon as possible? i fucking hate country people

how do i stop being a mindless consumer? jesus christ please fucking help me

>fall for the apple meme
>buy an iphone one year for christmas it was $400 so the only gift i got
>the price literally shot down the day after christmas i got scammed
>buy an iphone SE was only $150 pretty good deal
>get an "update" from apple one day its basically a fucking virus for my phone
>my phone does nothing but overheat and die on idle for 2 days
>get a new update to fix it
>battery life is TOTALLY fucked after that
>battery just dies in an hour of use
>if it says 20% battery life it just rapidly drains by the minute down to nothing
>whenever my shit phone dies i have to plug it in for an hour for the pile of shit to even plug in
>get another phone from apple because im a retard $500 down the drain
>breaks in a fucking month have to fuck around for 2 weeks sending it back to apple to get fixed
>battery life is fucking garbage on this too
>rapidly drains all day
>get a battery case for it it feels like a fucking 20 pound brick now
>lose ALL my fucking passwords even though i backed up my phone before sending it
>now im confused as fuck with 70 passwords im trying to recover with no password for the email forgetting everything my browser is just a mess of tabs and me trying to recover passwords and emails and shit
>need my phone number to recover my accounts
>MY FUCKING IPHONE HAS JUST BEEN SITTING ON THE CHARGER FOR FUCKING HOURS AND REFUSES TO TURN ON

I HATE BEING A CONSUMER SO FUCKING MUCH HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not even a poorfag this is just fucking insane

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO FUCKING POOR BECAUSE OF MY PARENTS. what the fuck do i do? jesus fucking christ. and no this isnt a chance to shill your god damn shitty coin fuck off

>parents are poor as fuck
>live in a moldy broken down 300 year old house
>have to put weather proofing over my windows because im so poor
>entire house is a disgusting mess
>smell mold whenever the wind blows really strong
>have to constantly lug a fucking space heater everywhere i go because its cold
>no central air or heat
>0 degree winters with nothing but a tiny ass wood stove to heat it up
>health hazards all over the house
>never have a car a day in my life
>every day is a nightmare
>in the middle of nowhere with nothing but empty roads and amish buggies
>ceiling leaks when it rains sometimes 20 hours a day
>everyone around me is a sex offender or booze alcoholic who smokes cigarettes and toothless people everywhere and everyones poor
>parents are the poorest ones here

jesus christ fucking help me how the fuck do i get rich? im scared to invest money its all i have and i cant wait fucking years and risk losing it all AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how are my parents THIS GOD DAMN FUCKING RETARDED. this is in fucking america. they live poorer and worse then FUCKING MEXICANS in america

>roof leaks 18 hours a day
>it always fucking freezing in my house in the winter like 60 degrees
>dont even have a proper house
>the ceiling is all brown and chunks of it randomly fall off
>fucking ripped up rags as carpets
>parents get some stupid fucking stove to heat the house all it does is blow out cold air and not even meant for a 2 story house
>retard parents wait until the stairs collapse to get new ones
>all my retard dad does is buy pack of cigarettes for $15 every day and drink fucking beer
>makes sure to ALWAYS get the most expensive beer and cigarettes they have to offer like hes some fucking white trash king or some shit
>never help me get a car even though we live fucking 30 miles from the closest store
>worst place in the fucking world
>7 hours from a city, coldest winters in the world, nothing but white trash schizo lunatics around and child molesters
>parents get the opportunity to move to vegas fucking turn it down like god damn retards
>never get a vacation or get to travel in my entire life
>my parents are the biggest failures out of everyone i know even retards with 8 kids on welfare and jobless and shit
>my dad finally gets a job and then the first thing he does is goes and buys a big stupid expensive truck with 600 dollar payments
>they both fuck up their job being alcoholics and get fired

>average buy price .038
>only have 30k

I HATE BEING POOR AND SHIT

MY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IPHONE BROKE AND I HAD TO FUCKING LOST ACCESS TO MY WALLET AND I DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO GET IT BACK

FUCK I FUCKING HATE IPHONE. I PAID FUCKING $500 FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT BROKE IN A FUCKING MONTH

FUCKING $500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FUCKING HATE IPHONE I FUCKING HATE IPHONE I FUCKING HATE IPHONE I FUCKING HATE IPHONE I FUCKING HATE IPHONE

OF COURSE THIS STUPID NIGGER PHONE COULDNT OF JUST STORED MY KEY PHRASE

FUCKING ICLOUD IS FULL FUCKING ICLOUD IS FULL FUCKING ICLOUD IS FULL FUCK THIS PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOST MY FUCKING ACCOUNT FOR MY GAME I LOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

should i sell all my apple stocks? this is the most god damn garbage shit company i have ever seen in my entire life

>have old ishit
>update it
>it just overheats and crashes for 3 days
>wait for new update
>now my phone dies every 2 hours has problems and jams my entire internet
>get new ishit
>500 dollars
>breaks in a month
>microsoft doesnt work anymore
>have to send it back
>erases everything
>lose all my shit
>have to go through hours of updates and synching and shit
>bunch of fucked up settings pissing me off
>FORCES me to update FORCES me to
>both of them die so god damn fucking fast i have to sit next to a charger all day

>parents heard something on TV about buying collectibles
>dad went out and bought fucking BOXES OF CEREAL
>if he bought packs of pokemon cards instead they would be worth thousands and thousands