/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58628272
Premature hedgie ejaculation

>>58614343

>>58572222
Check'd and kek'd

>>58415377
I'd like to see Kenny buy this one (in addition to all of the gme he has sold short)

>>57587505
>fumbolina
i love it when you talk dirty to me.

>57453122
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

>57384554
Have fun in your little fantasy world then. Maybe you can imagine Ken Griffin sucking your cock and it will come true.

>>56893380
>We are days away from moass, I dont think anyone has really understood this.
This is cope. I have all but given up
>RC tweeted a 20/40 week old baby exactly a little over 20 weeks ago, tomorrow is labor day...
Today is labor day, and this is schizo
>In the Gmerica NFTs there are subtle hints at moass like a countdown timer showing T-00, rockets launching, and 3rd quarter moon phases
More schizo ravings
>News about Arnal the Bobby CFO
This is sus, maybe the biggest news we've had all year
>Chinese economy is collapsing in literally days
Been hearing this for months
>Fed just started dumping MBSs Friday
About time, they take a few months to show up. I think they actually started selling a few weeks ago.
>10Y broke out of its 40 year down trend
This is indicative of a recession
>Fed is telling people to buckle up, and there will be casulties
Source? I've only seen them trying to paint everything as fine
>Bond market is collapsing
Meh
>50% of GME is DRSed and growing rapidly
It's growing fairly linearly, which is good but still a long way to go
>Sept 1st the ISDA Phase 6 went into affect
Literally what?
>Shitadel has been borrowing money left and right, and their lifelines are running out
>Kenny moved to Florida, then leveled 3 of his homes to build 1 mansion for his mother. He did this to protect his wealth. So he knows somethings coming for him
>Shitadel's bonds were just downgraded to 1 category above junk bonds
These are bussin
>Gamestop is doing something with Gmerica
Believe it when ibsee it, for now it's a jpeg shop that no one cares about
>Ryan Cohen is doing something with bobby stock, and/or buy buy baby
Kek, check the price, he rugged them
>Gamestop has yet to officially release the marketplace
More jpeg hopium
>IMX has yet to bring their games to the marketplace
Indie shovelware no one cares about
>Plus many other things, somethings brewing and we're teetering on moass any day
Again, I've heard this for two years

I can’t wait to thrust myself into the daughter of hedgies specifically between 18 and 29 years old.

I can’t wait to raid the villages of India and Pakistan with Taliban fighters to exterminate every curry slurping 4chan user.

I can’t wait till I submit so much donor money to politicians who are against the interest of Israel so all zionists can get clapped by the Arab nations.

I can’t wait to drive around in my lil go-kart and moan and groan about the hedgie daughters I’m driving to.

I can’t wait to have their pussies grip n hug my ha-boinga until I hear and see it squirt n fart squirt n fart. With their dookie holes Soakin wet, Soakin, wet. They throwing it back with me moaning n groaning n moaning n groaning. Hedgies please understand what I’m saying here. Rakeshes and Dikshitars please understand what I’m saying here.

Fellas, can I get a “hell yeah”?

Anyone else slurping up some cheapies? Don't forget to average down while we're close to $10 per share.
I think I will dump my wagie check into GME and earmark those shares to be sold around $15 so I can start swing trading GME until liftoff. I feel like I watch this stock enough that I have a good sense for when it is high and when it is low that I may as well start scalping out some cash. If MOASS happens imminently and I am long then great, if not, who cares MOASS is kicking off anyway. Is this idea based or do swingies get the rope?

When this is all said and done I will be buying this site. Beyond the immediate range-ban of India, Israel, and all of Chicago's financial district, I will 100% be going through all of these archived threads, and collecting your information. It doesn't matter if you're using a VPN, it hosts packet info leading to your actual IP address. The VPN can be subpoenaed via posts to get a hold of said packet info. We loom closer to MOASS, and your destruction faggots.

So I’m thinking about ways I can obtain tighter than gorilla-grip vaginal walls that hedgie daughters can squeeze my ba-hoinga. Fellas is donkey punching still a thing? Or do I just have to arouse them well enough where they grool and discharge thru their panties as I speak to them? Feel free to answer.

On another note. I can’t stop thinking about GME. GME GME GME is on my mind all the time. It helps me daydream about the things I can do with the resources GME will provide me with. People suggest to invest in crypto and blue chip stocks post MOASS as a way to diversify. Real estate will be also cool but will I be competing against apes for these properties? How should I balance my investment(s)?

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI

Ken Griffin resume:

record profits in hedge fund history

treats his workers to disneyland

donates huge sums to charity

creates American jobs

makes money from dumb bagholders

meme Lord and master troll

sex symbol

Ryan Cohen resume:

top quality grifter

uses apes as a cash cow

bankrupts companies

pumps stocks then dumps at the top

tweets nonsense

sells overpriced children's books

pays staff poverty wages

prefers investing in Chinese stocks

GME was the idiosyncratic risk.
However, my thesis has long been that hedgies made a retreat and like a wounded vampire desperately in need of sustenance, their ONLY chance for survival was another cellar boxing target and they needed a hard win ASAP. Once they saw RC sell his shares they began to make their move and he gave them all of the rope they needed to hang themselves.
They were underwater already to GME so it didn't matter if they blew up trying to prey on BBBY. This is THE domino that kicks off MOASS.
RC's passions and goals necessitate that he have access to the capital markets to see his plans come to fruition. Citadel's systemic naked short position is akin to a beat up old car sitting in the parking lot rusting away in your brand new condo complex you invested in. It needs to be towed away IMMEDIATELY. The rusted out car belongs to Ken Griffin and inside the glove box is all his illegal drug money and black book full of contacts. And inside the drunk are a bunch of decaying dead hookers he killed and raped. Everyone is standing around asking "wtf is up with this car? Why can't it move? What is going on?" And you can see KG desperately trying to sabotage the tow company by letting out the air in the tires of the tow company.
He would love nothing more than to sneak in and drive the car away without anyone finding out. He gets on his knees every night and PRAYS that he will never be caught and BEGS GOD for mercy if he can just get that cursed car away from the crowd that has gathered around pointing at the rotting, stinking disgusting car cooking in the sun.
These people are worried about JUSTICE. They are worried about the REPERCUSSIONS for their actions.
Too fucking bad. There is no way out but to pay the tax-cattle their tendies. There is no more freedom either, just the BBC cage or the mercy of the ledge.
Say goodbye to your loved ones, hedgies. You ruined your own lives.

idk why I'm feeling way more depressed than usual even though as of right now nothing bad is happening. I think that the disgusting nigger faggot satan (may he rot in hell forever) is trying to get me to kill myself before MOASS because it's soon and every prayer I pray is against him and zog and how I'd use the MOASS money to relish in the imprisonment of all his henchmen. I'm not gonna kill myself and I WILL pray harder and I WILL see Christ let us trample all over your shitty 2000+ year plan. I FUCKING HATE THE ANTICHRIST!

Dip before the rip. One of the tenants of flat law is that once the price breaks out of the channel, big volatility follows. The price is going to go up bigly. Just as it has done 2 times this year.
Price becomes flat, algo begins massive short attack, price goes up. Then it either becomes flat again (as it has done before) or MOASS happens (which could be next). Simple as. Without seething, actually try to prove me wrong.

Flat law is sustained pressure within a channel then a massive dump before it ignites the rocket. Look to the past.

Now shorts must close if they can't sell that swap from 2 years back. 40 days niggas. Let's goooo

>>56400012
Why is the price (and rank) just dumping, if all of this is true?

You said the same thing about Trump losing and those Q larps, that they were some 5d chess, that they would appear weak when they were strong

Look how wrong you were, Trump was a joke, he lost without a question, yet you were so smug/sure about Trump winning

I think same will happen to Chainlink, you had same kind of confidence/smugness of Trump winning, yet look what happened

I think you are pathetic

>>56391432
Christ it's been mentioned so many goddamn times now. I'll spell it out for you only one more time:
>Market begins to tank
>Hedgie collateral tanks
>Hedgie gets margin called
>Hedgie short positions are forcibly closed
Sell pressure on GME is fake and naked anyway so there is only so far GME would drop because nobody is actually selling their shares. Once shorts capitulate, it's over.

>>56380136
the smart baggies left after the vote count
the dumb baggies left after ryan rugged bbby
now we're left with the absolute bottom of the barrel drooling idiots who don't even know why they're holding anymore beyond being contrarian edgelords who think they're sticking it to the man by losing all their money to a jewish billionaire's failed attempt at turning around a videogame store

>>56360232
This. RRP is the logical play. GME turned out to be a marathon, but although the distance is long there is a finish line. We absolutely will be seeing some fireworks along the way as GME is loaded with far too many anomalies. Wallstreet would 100% orchestrate a pump and dump on GME, yet we have data showing that retail is buying and NOT selling. Yet the price goes down? It makes zero sense. GME even has a visionary goal of revitalizing the company, so it is not merely a brick and mortar. Yet none of these prospects are priced into the stock. No debt. None of it makes any sense whatsoever if you do not account for the systemic short position used to balloon a $10BN portfolio into controlling $65BN of assets. Vampire bit off more than they could chew, and shorting an liquid stock to this level is single handedly the most dangerous move you can make in all of finance. MOASS, and infinity squeeze are the logical repercussions of doing so. We all own what they need to buy, and simply "providing liquidity" is not good enough. They sold what they do not own, and as retail we can demand ownership of our investments. And this is what they cannot procure. Probably NONE of our stocks in anything are anywhere close to representative of what we have bought. We simply have no reason to believe the whole market isn't a fraudulent ponzi scheme. This is what Wallstreet has done. They have been caught, and they all need to go into the woodchipper of justice.

>>56355873
I want to, so very badly, believe that we aren’t schizos (we are) but posts like this make me realize that maybe we are. Not worried about proving anything to some baldcel accusing me of being a shill when I’ve been holding for 16 months.

But it really makes you think; the same people that are quick you scream “le shill!!!!” are the same ones screaming “le hedgies are fukt!!!! Moass yay!!!!!”

Curious