/biz/ - Business & Finance

Demento the pink-faced wojak
Had some very shiny bags
Full of LINK and Request
Even worse than all the newfags

All of the other wojaks
Used to post on /biz/ with all their gainz
But those gainz never came for Demento
Pajeets would just poo in his face

But then one FUDdy Hardfork Eve
Moneyskelly came to say
Demento with your bags so bright
Sell and then pump ETH tonight

Then all the oldfags loved him
And Demento got his 8% gainz
It didn't matter in the end though
Because he couldn't cash out anyway!

Merry Christmas senpai!

Some of us will make it
Some of us won't
Some of us get pumps
Some of us get dumps
We always talk shit
And fuck with bagholders
But at the end of the day
/biz/ is a fucking family

Love all of you faggots. Your bantz always brightens my day. Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones.
p.s. TRX is going to $1 in 2018