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RIP Charlie Mungy-balls. We will all short the market in your honor. You're with God now and he told me.that he's heavily invested in SOXS. You can finally rest now.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=ttUYuoDUFyrG_suI

>>54447496
I literally told you to buy June calls on UONE in my video. Not my fault if you don't watch.

>>53674876
Protection from bullies (both online and offline). And a good friend.

>>52865562
I do too especially the ones fresh out of high school. There are a couple 19 year old girls at the gas station I go to every night I they are both super qt's. It's not really a sexual thing for me, it's they'll blind positivity that draws me to them. They are always smiling, have something exciting to tell you, and are generally easy to talk to. Obviously as everyone knows once you get older that positivity fades. I kind of feel like I'm a positivity vampire sometimes.

Scoopsies just give me the $3k and there will be an end to the horror. But I'll never stop dreaming about you...
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tkcE3DRDETk&feature=share

Bobo's and mumu's, I love you both. We are all gonna have a great time in heaven.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WRGzLl1DTqo&feature=share

Bought more JEPI with my dividend I received today. It's just that easy bros.

Threadly reminder, this is a generational bottom for UAN. They had a bad quarter due to maintenance on their facilities. They are currently operating at 96% capacity and are full steam ahead for next quarter. Don't miss out.