/biz/ - Business & Finance

Was it always this slow for this long? Why can’t it pump or dump already? It keeps bouncing up and down. It’s been crabbing dumping for 2 months. Is this a new bottom or what? I want to buy cheapies or put it in 2 new potential gems I found. Back to the fucking wage cage tomorrow with 0$ profit, yay!!

>trade crypto for the last 7 years
>still have nothing to show for it

>Need 2nd job to do on evenings or weekends
>Have zero energy after main job
>Considering saying fuck it and just living on a park bench

>>58205467
Sell the 2x before 420

ARE WE RICH YET???

>Every day a lil closer

Life's too hard. I didn't ask or want this. How to redeem?

how are you holding up /biz/?

>>57443328
just btc maxx. please listen to me. i dont care if this a shill thread specifically made to accommodate one of the multiple shitcoins already shilled itt. if anyone real is reading this just stick to bitcoin. do not deviate. do not buy any bluechip alt. do not diversify.

Guess i'll start gathering some applications now.

fags at beoble gave me some alpha to buy at the right time some time ago when i lost over 20%. you can also scourge twitter and find good accounts to follow there was a thread about that yesterday or so. you'll recover op.

We’re 100% dumping hard on ETF approval. If this really was a buy the news event we would’ve had everybody frontrunning it. There would be $1 Trillion of volume flowing through Bitcoin TODAY! So why are we seeing bearish divergence suddenly right before the so-called biggest event in crypto history?

larp as one in obscure chat platforms like beoble or something. with all the ai tech going around you can net yourself a sugar daddy or two if you embrace your feminine side, op

>>57174440
>If you thought 2023 was a circus then prepare for the mental asylum arc haha

why can't things go back to being normal like in 1990 or something. god damn im tired.

how's the job search going bros?

>>57077504
>tfw my days of creampieing 20 year olds are over

>tfw been a big blocker for six years
>current state of of BTC and the market is vindication
>still poor

>>57059271
Thanks for the links, anon.

I can't believe how much progress has been lost on HODL and dog tokens. I hope it's not too late to make actual hyperbitcoinization happen, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

Wake up, go to gym every now and then, play vidya (Blocklords and that new Zelda game specifically, sometimes CS2), daytrade, jack off, go to bed. Rinse and repeat. Only go out for groceries or coffee every now and then.

I'm numb.

>Bro just apply a hypothetical logarithmic operation to your hypothetical money and you'll make it but actually for real

>>56942131
>>56943353
just redeem and go to some tax free safe haven third world country and buy a house in the mountains for like 20k or whatever. the us is fucking doomed. in what world is 3 million fucking dollars 'barely making it' and the only cause worthy of celebration. jesus.

anyone notice just before the site crashed all those coins the bot called just mooned 2x

>having a portfolio without HBAR