/biz/ - Business & Finance

Since you're all too stupid to make money, I will give you a few lessons, so you can stop being poorfags and finally make something of your life.

1.) STOP BUYING HIGH. For fuck's sake, how stupid are you? When you see something mooning, you missed it. Tough look. There will be something else mooning the next few hours/days/weeks. Don't fucking buy into the hype. There's a 10% chance it's going up higher, in which case you just had luck, and a 90% chance you bought into an ATH and will lose money.

2.) STOP SELLING LOW. For the love of god, if you bought something to high, then just hold it. You made a mistake and don't need to make a second one. There's a high chance the price will go back to the one you bought it at again, or even higher.

3.) DON'T TELL YOUR FAMILY OR FRIENDS ABOUT IT. If you want everyone to hate you and think you're an idiot, go ahead. But if you don't, just fucking keep quiet about anything crypto related. Your family doesn't know anything about it. Their advice sucks. Their opinion is bad. If prices go up, they'll think you're a criminal. If prices go down, you won't hear the end of the 'I told you so'.

4.) DON'T BUY/SELL/TRANSFER AT COINBASE AND DON'T TRANSFER BTC AT ALL. Every time I see someone using Coinbase directly I cry. Just transfer your fiat to GDAX and do everything from there. They will pay all fees. Also use LTC or ETH for transfering to Binance or Bittrex. Will be much faster. You can convert back to BTC there.

5.) PISS OFF WITH YOUR MORALITY. Yes, Verge is an obvious PnD. Just take the fucking money. Do you think people get rich by being good law-abiding citizens? People get rich by finding loopholes in the system and taking advantage of shit like Verge. If you had put in 10k when the pump was first announced, you would be at 180k now. By riding the wave the whales created for you. 'But Verge is a shitcoin, I don't buy that crap because I am a good person.' Fuck off with your attitude if you want to make money.

Fuck you.

Hey biz I know how to get infinite money
>Buy shit that's expensive
>Ask for a charge back because your wife's son stole your card again
>???
Profit

Cup and handle forming on the USD daily chart.

or are we all delusional in a bubble.

That would give it a 21 trillion market cap.

that is 3 times golds market cap.

you all are delusional, and signs of a bubble are showing. "this time its different" "new paradigm"

LOL

You are all in this hoping to gain more of the shitcoin we call fiat.

Ya'll swear you don't care about fiat gains, but BTC gains. You swear this is a monetary revolution.

quit lying, you just want to make more of the piece of paper that controls your life.

When will you learn that a literal number on your screen is worthless.

>20 years old
>25KUSD in bank
>one and a half years left of college
>No student loan debt or any other debt
>Shitty car that gets me A to B
>quit wagecuck job

>BE me
>2016, gamble 5 btc on sports hoping for a comeup
>LOSE IT ALL
>Today, worth 25K
>feel dead inside
>Start investing in alts this year
>Make 6k profits, finally feel better
>gamble it all on one nfl game
>money gone.

Anyone make good money flipping stuff on the side? Reselling on craigslist or ebay?

tell me your success stories anon. Please brag.

Alright biz/ I got money to invest but don't know jack shit about crypto. Help a nigga out, what's good right now? How do I go about it, what should I read up on?