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Should I buy Link now?

I didn't report him though.

Not gonna lie. I liked it. Yes. There's no greater privilege for a Muslim man than being raped my Master Sergey.

Would you let this man pump semen in your ass for 10 link? No condoms.

Wtf. Sirgay just called me.
There is some FUD about 650,000,000 locked tokens. As a response he wants to release all tokens at once tomorrow. He wants to abandon the centralization of Chainlink and support a truly decentralized future.

I love idealistic philosophy majors like Sirgay.

Would you let this chubby nerd ejaculate a warm and viscous load inside your nasty boypussy for 100 of his shit tokens?

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>Scamgey Scamarov
>Real name Dmitry Nicolayev
>A Russian national with ties to the Russian mafia
>Knows nothing about tech
>His startups were financed by laundered Russian cash
>Meets Ari Juels through the criminal underworld
>Juels, a former hacker, uses Dmitry as a proxy for o laundry stolen money
>Teaches Dmitry the basics about smart contracts
>Writes the Chainlink whitepaper
>Puts Dmitry---now Sergey---as the paper's author
>Sergey runs the ICO during the shitcoin bubble, scams easy money from investors
>Transfers most of it to Juels through the Town Crier acquisition
>2019
>Coinbase and Fernando pump and dump the shitcoin
>Scamgey dumps 700k x 14
>Transfers It ti Juels again (to pay for mixicles and DECO)
>Juels can't get enough, gets addicted to hoarding cash
>2020
>The team has become a nuisance
>They demand too much
>Product is shit, investors skeptical
>No demand because the oracle problem is a hoax invented by Juels
>They kick Dimitri Rouche out
>Thomas is next
>Bunch of thieves no choice but to exit scam

>Scamgey Scamarov
>Real name Dmitry Nicolayev
>A Russian national with ties to the Russian mafia
>Knows nothing about tech
>His startups were financed by laundered Russian cash
>Meets Ari Juels through the criminal underworld
>Juels, a former hacker, uses Dmitry as a proxy for o laundry stolen money
>Teaches Dmitry the basics about smart contracts
>Writes the Chainlink whitepaper
>Puts Dmitry---now Sergey---as the paper's author
>Sergey runs the ICO during the shitcoin bubble, scams easy money from investors
>Transfers most of it to Juels through the Town Crier acquisition
>A year passes
>2019
>Coinbase and Fernando pump and dump the shitcoin
>Scamgey dumps 700k x 14
>Transfers It ti Juels again (to pay for mixicles and DECO)
>Juels can't get enough
>2020
>The team has become a nuisance
>They demand too much
>Product is shit, investors skeptical
>No demand because the oracle problem is a hoax
>They kick Dimitri out
>Have no choice but to exit scam

Sergey, I went you to fill my mouth with your cum!

Sergey, I know you browse here...
I just want you to know that I want to lay my head against your moist armpits while I reach for your penis. After massaging your testicles, I open my mouth to receive a large load of your ejaculate...

I'm gay and I hold a POS coin

Guys? Are we gonna be alright? This weekly candle starts to look really bad

>>15156880
what happens in 12 days?

How many links for a dad like this?