/biz/ - Business & Finance

le new Reddit friends please read this

Leddit tourists, I noticed you aren't buying GRT yet so here's a quick rundown for you (see pic related for further clarification).
GRT is:
>the nintendo of blockchain
>the duckduckgo of kentucky fried chicken
>the opposable thumbs of fingers
>the uber of mushrooms
>the blockchain of google
>the double-decker of party favors
>the plug of butts
>the barloid of the garloid
>the askjeeves of bike locks
>the yahoo of door handles
>the backbone of defi
>the google for web3
>the google of crypto
>the bitcoin of cryptocurrency
>the catholicism of finance
>the sausage of hotdog
>the garlic bread of money
>the API for APY
>the sanrio of blockchain
>the mahatma ghandi of these cocaine calisthenics.
>the zippo of crypto
>the lamborghini of ferrari
>the doordash of runscape
>the uniswap and coingecko
>the yoo-hoo of chocolate drinks
>the sasha grey of anal porn
>the thai ladyboy of trannies
>the starbucks of coffee
>the katrina of hurricanes
>the never of womanhood
>the strawberry milk of roofing tiles
>the blacked of pornhub
>the anal fissure of ass problems
>the bag of hodling of bags
>the tranny of blockchain
>the bing of chainlink
>the chai latte of iraq
>the chicken of barnyard animals
>the kerrygold of butter
>the big up to your chest
>the pnd of /biz/
>the xenophobe of xenogeny
>the squat plug of web search engines
>the sneed's of seed and feed
>the dyson of vacuums
>the fly of stink
>the pappy van winkle of bourbon
>the grey goose of vodka
>the rinnegan of visual prowess
>the torn condom of my love
>the malena morgan of lesbians
>the toyota of cyberspace
>the yahoo of sickening losses
>the amazon of worker exploitation
>the amazon of blockchain
>the orange man of the democrat party
>the yandex of yolo
>the 4chan of reddit
>the red robin of APIs
>the epstein of pedophiles
(cont.)