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My favorite episode of Malcom in the middle was when Hal took up rollerskating. It was a fun episode. His goofy outfits and wacky antics were hilarious. Then came the fun. Hal came home, distraught that his rival had beat him in the competition. He was feeling sexually frustrated, as Lois was working her flabby, menopausal ass off at her job. He saw Reese first. “I want your creamy reesey” he said, grinning. Reese began crying as he knew what was about to happen. Hal raped him repeatedly, but couldn’t get off. Then he saw Malcom. “You’re gonna make me malCUM” he said. Malcom tried to escape, but it was no use. Hal took him with his strong arms and raped him too. Then Dewey came downstairs. But he was prepared. When Hal wasn’t looking, he knocked him out with a baseball bat. Then he pulled out his Dewey dick and penetrated Hal, knowing he’d wake up with a sore asshole and no recollection of the event. This was a regular occurrence for Dewey. He had outsmarted his brothers. But then, Lois came home and caught him in the act. Unable to explain, Dewey grabbed Hal’s .50 cal and shot her in the fucking head. She fell to the ground, blood spraying everywhere as her body twitched and convulsed. This aroused Dewey, and he came everywhere. Knowing he couldn’t leave any witnesses, he shot both his brothers and put the gun in the unconscious Hal’s hand. He’d wake up thinking he did it. Then, Dewey burned all his belongings, and began his walk eastward towards the rising sun.

THE STATE OF BCASHIES

>>8323453
proofs

>>8069561
>our
i don't think so, snookums

>>7234569
>i wanted to show them that a Strong Wymyn can buy bitcoins too