/biz/ - Business & Finance

Holy shit, it's pumping again.

>https://krebsonsecurity.com/2017/04/blind-trust-in-email-could-cost-you-your-home/

>Just got a form about my tax return saying that I declared business income in the "child care industry"
>I never did

What the fuck??!!!

>tfw reading about people who hack stockbrokerage accounts
>Tfw now scared

Our m-money is s-safe... right /biz/...?

>literally converted all my savings into cryptocurrency

>>1983829
Yeah totally. Down to 29 sat now... I mean up and on sale.

I just bought half a bitcoin's worth of beans and the shills aren't making me feel any better about it

>>1949475
This! It's gonna hit $1200 by next week! Look at it.. what could go wrong?

>>1941776
>tfw my actual resume is barely better than this joke resume and i'm a junior in college

What do we do when the banks fail?

>>1904982
>yfw

>>1791839
Re-invest it.

>Age:
18

>Occupation:
- Full time student
- Contracted Research Interviewer
- Ad hoc labourer.

>Salary:
- Contract, ~$50 per interview.
- Hourly, $15.25 - $20

>Debts:
N/A

>Assets:
>$500 loan, 10% interest
>$318.6 in accounts, 2.25% interest

How am I going lads? Trying to take on as much work as possible to re-invest the monies.

>>1679274
>Its Backconnect VNC capability, as developers say in its posting, is “the most essential feature of a banking Trojan”. This allows money transfers directly from the compromised computer. VNC is done on a different system, making it hidden and undetectable. The developers further stated that “you can steal money from the bank while the victim is playingmultiplayer games or watching movies. Forget about configuring the browser,because when carding with Sphinx you don’t need to. With BackconnectVNC you can also remove anti-virus/rapport software from the victim’s computer. Port-forwarding for the victim is not required due to the use of Reverse connection.”

W-w-why does stuff like this keep getting created

>>1675878
I-it w-was just a j-j-joke

>>1612464
>interviewer tells me "We'll stay in touch"

>>1557630
Now that you mention it, this sounds like it could be a problem? Does this occur often?

>Walk into Wallstreet
>"JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN THEM KIKES UP TO SOMETHIN'"

How long should I hold MSTX I bought some this morning!

I need to make $600 in 10 days? Already planning on selling blood/sperm. I also drive for uber part time otherwise I'm an unemployed university student. What can I do legally? ib4 whoring myself out.

I have to pitch a startup business in 3 hours any ideas /biz/?

Fuck, I'm in math undergrad and I got me a 3 week internship at this company working for "calculations". I thought it was gonna be cool as shit, and that I'd have to do stuff like solve DEs with Matlab or Python. Turns out that the "calculations" division only deals with stuff quotations. What the fuck do I do? I start on Monday.

>>1363364

W-what? Fuck. I'm an accounting dropout and thought about getting into programming. Don't you at least have better chances at working freelance with programming than with accounting?

What do I study now? Seriously though, no kneepads.

>TFW I saw this thread exactly a week ago
>TFW I have literally done nothing in that time

>>1138093
This.

I know a guy who met a gay old man who became his sugardaddy and the guy basically lived in a multi million dollar house, got all his college tuition paid for, drove nice cars AND he even had girlfriends.

Very worth it. When you go to the washroom you generally fart the cum out relatively easily anyway, it's a small price to pay for such financial freedom at such a young age.