/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55296463
pivot to... dare i say...

ZERO!

>>55063522
KEK BAGGIES

30K PROPERLY REJECTED

>>54274585
Still holding my puts. I want to see the market get yeeted.

That's *clap* because *clap* it *clap* was!

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>>53497757

>daytraders out themselves
yep better get browsing job boards

Buried deep beneath the ground,
Cryptocurrency markets lay dead and astound.
A worthless scheme, a fraud, a game,
Bitcoin's value will never be the same.
A bubble waiting to burst,
Investors left with nothing, but curses.
Don't be fooled by the hype,
These digital coins will take a nosedive.
6 feet deep, they'll sink without a trace,
Leaving you with financial ruin and disgrace.

The crypto market is nothing but a grave,
Where investors are buried alive, their money to save.
A mirage of riches, a trap for the weak,
A scheme that will leave you financially bleak.

Don't be fooled by the promise of quick gains,
For in the end, only losses and pains.
These digital currencies have no real worth,
Just a bunch of ones and zeros on a screen, nothing of mirth.

The crypto market is a graveyard of dreams,
Where greed and delusion make investors beam.
But soon they'll wake up to the harsh reality,
Their investments, 6 feet deep, a tragic casualty."

"Don't be fooled by the hype,
The crypto market is a financial type.
It's a trap, a scheme, a game,
Where you'll lose everything and have nothing to claim.
The market is dead and buried,
and you'll be left with nothing but worries.

>>53343357
Shit is getting real

Anyone thinking of shorting the materials sector? Finding all those "boring" 19th century companies that make actual things. Next generation is just going to be dumb "dapp developers" "creating value" and things like physical chemistry will be "boring" to bother with.

>uh but there are too many mechanical enginiggers thats why they are paid peanuts

Whatever enginigger I'm sure the future of chegg homework copypasting cheating 50 percent grading curve markup "python geniuses" are the future. Lmfao. Just like people will go "man tiktok is stupid I'd just love to be a civil enginigger cause I love wastewater plants".

Bottom is not in until apple has big layoffs and shuts down several stores
>but muh tesla muh amazon muh salesforce muh meta muh twitter muh google

no one cares about your junior varsity "tech" companies. Apple is the market leader to wall street like bitcoin is to the masses of shitcoins that are dumped off and treated like bags of shit by shitcoin exchanges. You want to know what is held by important asset managers, pension funds, index funds? Yeah its apple. Your jars of dirt shitstonks are exit liquidity for traders. Apple is king simple as. Market turns around when apple goes hard into expansion.

>>52956258
Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdmG0k8S8k

>2023 downfall will be worse then 2008
>we wont get kino like 00s metalcore music videos and occupy

When did the magic die?

>>52904160
>BOBOGANG GANG GANG

>>52617205
'21 newfag here. Seeing these "linkfags" schizo post in between their "I'm richer then you" shitposting while watching them slowly get rugged keeps me going.

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>>52435271
Boboswag always win.

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>>51454348

HAHA WORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR AYOOOOOOOO BEAT DAT MUMUS ASS NIGGA

BAGS

I hope you liquidated on Friday

If /smg/ doesn’t think this mini dump is bad wait until China starts doing military drills surrounding Taiwan and we break 400 on spy easily this week... I got some shorts on spy and TSM