/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26475752
>Sergey
>skelly twink
newfag

What kind of entity is allowed to buy and trade securities in the United States? How illegal is it to own securities in Minecraft as an individual?

>>26227056
I would probably sell if eth broke 800. i don't think I would be able to watch my portfolio go down over 50%. 20-30% is my pain tolerance

It's my birthday.

Jan 2019 latecomer here. I've held through the bear market. It didn't affect me in the slightest. Never sold, only bought more. Now that the run is upon us I haven't slept more than a couple hours a night for a month. How do you oldfags keep your sanity? My networth fluctuates 30k per day. All I'm doing is waiting. I quit my job in August after link mooned to study something I actually want to do with my life and I've been unaffected up until this point. Now I can't focus, my nose is stuck in a calculator and I'm paper trading from the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, phone in hand, refreshing the charts.

what the fuck do i do with all this money?

how do i profit off consistently making the most replied threads on biz?

what's stopping me from taking out an infinite amount of loans and paying them off with the next bigger loan I get until I have a $1 million loan to buy crypto with and 20x my money this year

what do i even spend my money on? theres nothing really i want to buy

i have never been touched by a female other than my mother and i own 10k LINK. what does my future look like?

just made it to a 1k LINK stack. ive done well right bros..?

I need $1200 in a week and have to sell some link to get it because my entire net worth is held in chainlink and the second that I do it we are headed to $80 does anybody want to sell about 200 link so that I don't have to I only have 5k link I don't want to give up a single one

My city (nice suburbs in the midwest) has started to accumulate homeless people. They always ask for cash - I don't give that to them.
What I have started doing is creating Ethereum wallets with $10 worth of Chainlink on them. I write down the seed phrase on pieces of paper (I have 6 total that I keep on my person at all times) with instructions on how to access the wallets, how to download MetaMask as a browser extension, etc. I move Link around daily to make sure they reflect the price of the day, should I encounter a homeless person.
This is all well and good until I started to notice after watching the homeless people - from a safe distance as their smell is off-putting - that I've given these pieces of paper to crumple up the paper that I give them without even looking at it. They stuff them into their pockets like a used tissue. They usually watch me and wait until I'm out of sight before they do this.
Why do they just throw away free money like that? I've explained to each one that the price of Chainlink will be $81,000 by the year 2026 at the latest. I tell them about the oracle problem and the blockchain and about smartcontracts and staking and LINK capturing the derivatives market and their eyes just glaze over while they watch other people walk by. All three so far just nod their head while I'm talking and don't even seem like they're paying attention.
One of the homeless gentlemen that I encountered said, "Oh, is this Bitcoin?" and when I asked if he was a retarded Bitcoin maxi I could almost the see question mark forming over his head.
Has anyone else tried to give homeless people Chainlink? Are they always this ungrateful? I'm giving them almost $81k and they don't even acknowledge it or say thank you.

if you woke up one day and all your crypto is gone whats the first thing youd do?

for me im loading up the shotty

>>22476184

should i do a masters in fintech bros i have a meme degree in biology

Probably the worst fud of all time desu. Do pajeets not understand that Westerners have access to high speed internet and can fact check their lazy poo poo covered claims in less than 10 seconds

Wew thanks for all the input lads

/biz/ killed crypto

>>21979335
At the time you’re reading this, I have either become a millionaire from holding Chainlink or I have roped. While both outcomes will be of little significance to the disgusting mutt populace of 2025, I secretly hope the latter outcome is the one that manifests into reality. I hope you’re doing ok

>>21979643
All women are queens

>Be me as a kid
>Sympathise with wagies
>Be me as an adult
>Hate wagies and see them as inhuman bug people with no convictions or original thoughts
What happened?

>>21807085
Imagine gatekeeping a shit-eating polish whore. Where did your parents go so wrong

Could someone post black Pepe. Thank you