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if you've ever had a lollipop i have a make it plan for you

Step 1. acquire Metamask
Step 2. amazon express kneepads
Step 3. start up a dick sucking business where 1 dick = 1$
Step 4. suck one million dicks
Step 5. delete metamask cause you already made it without having to trade shitcoins like a faggot

>>27781595
>>move in with uncle for two months, no expenses at first but then he says helping him shower is a small price to pay for a roof over my head
>>find an IT job within those two months
apply for 1000 jobs, 5 interviews, 0 offers
>>find an apartment near my job to live under
>>find a 2010 Toyota Camry to use a fuck shack for dirty mike and the rest of my homeless boys
>>save and invest into pajeet scamcoins guaranteed 1000x
>>save for kneepads
>>keep feeding and sneeding for places to stay
>>buy about five linkies

buy working ass-ets
thats right whores