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I had a dream that I used technical analysis to predict that the market was definitely going to crash and then I made a ton of money shorting specific overvalued companies and sectors and perfectly timed the ES futures crash... It was all so clear to me how the markets worked and I was extremely confident in all the actions I took in the dream.

Then I woke up and remembered that I'm a brainlet who doesn't have the foggiest idea how most technical analysis formulae are calculated / plotted much less how to apply any of it to make a reasonable prediction on what the markets will actually do in the future.

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