/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57484234
I literally sold yesterday, how do I kms

BUT THEY SAID BLACKROCK WAS GONNA SPEND 2 BILLION ON DAY ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>56035715
>Good luck rentoid, load up those audibles, you’re gonna burn through them quick lmao house price only goes u..
-ACK

>>55873929
SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE ALRIGHT DONT GO CHECKING FUTURES TOMORROW

After years of convincing myself that LINK was a scam piece of shit I buckled when bitcoin recovered above 30k and decided to ride LINK for the possible recovery. HOOW THE FUCK AM I A LINK BAGHOLDER NOW.

>>55061176
Who is still buying silver?

>>54970254
Stop posting my waif you hack. Haha, I somehow forgot her name, mind sharing haha?

>>54943990
She can exert control over it, m8. Just light-to-moderate teasing of course. Just imagine it... pumping hard and you're right on the cusp of dumping into her --> she starts her electroshock therapy which magnifies all cummin sensation thousandfold --> you pass out only to reawaken with your head comfortable positioned on her lap, your eyes slowly opening, vision still blurry, only to see that beautiful face gazing down on you with a love-stricken expression, bringing you true peace of mind.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>54753655
What a slut. Stop teasing us goddammit. Just take off that stupid pantyhose already

How do I cope? I can't stop screaming in pain and it's pissing my roommates off.

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Our Asian mother in law monthly stipend is going up by 20%

>>54666609
You reckon it's gonna close the gap? If not even the Saudi's can prevent oil from dropping, then inflation might actually keep improving... feeels good man. Though for some *inexplicable* reason, gas prices around here are still pretty much the same... fuckin hacks.

>>54392081
But compared to last year it's better so we be pumpin. Fugg this gay market. But what can we do? Algos have decided to pump so we're pumping. European indices are just too strong.
I feel kinda bad for the guy that went ahead and shorted DAX this week :(

>>54281306
Fugg this gay planet. If it wasn't for my disgustingly scarred body as a result of anxiety and poor diet during my years of adolescence, I could have this. I always manage to get chicks on dates, but whenever they jump my bones I simply have to reject them because I remember that disfigured skin. T-t-t-thanks god for crippling me :(

I don't fuckin get it, what the hell even is required to dump the market at least a little bit? Why is the european market so resistant to any news pertaining to inflation? UK's inflation confirmed fugged today, effect? Pump
Same with Germany, Scandinavia, Italy, and so on. It seems the market is just too bullish and has too much retard strength. Bobos just cannot win in Europe

>>53871795
Come on, why can't the housing crash just a little bit? Boomers had it fuckin right, just fuckin buy a house and sell it to later generations which they themselves raised for 500% profit. Hell, where I live, which is a small ass village of 1500 people, a house will cost you at the very least 100k$. I know that sounds like nothing to USbros but it corresponds to many many years of the median salary in this shithole... and that's assuming you literally live on dust and rats and nothing else to save as much as possible. Bullshit

Fugg this gay market bros. A large cap company missed guidance completely and well basically totally bombed the earnings... of course it fuckin rallies 15%.
On another topic, be real with me bros, who here failed to buy the generational bottom and failed to keep up with this giga bull market? I would have made more money had I simply bought some simple index funds

AAAAAAAA ARE WE GOING UP OR DOWN I JUST WANT CONFIRMATION BUT THEY KEEP THROWING CURVE BALLS!

>jerome cowardly goes with 0.25
>corporations downplay earnings to not look as bad
>corporations lay off employees
>msm saying we need more workers
>msm says so many jobs out there (low paying grocery, fast food, warehouse)
>biden acting like he saved us from weimer america
>jerome comes out we might have to do more for longer
>/smg/ too busy trying to convince others to their side of betting bullish or betting bullish or even betting crabbish
AAAAAAAAAA ITS ALMOST AS IF IM BEING PSYOPPED TO GET WRECKED ON STOCKS!

I lost 4k on FTT today

>>51619036
>Only 1300 more years to go

WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE

> A guy called "Margin" just called me about my LUNC long

>>50977572
because it allows a fat scammer to cash out millions, every week