/biz/ - Business & Finance

There are a lot of retards spamming lately, so lets translate what people are really saying...

>ITS OVER. SELL EVERYTHING NOW
"I missed out on the gains, so please sell so I can buy the dip"

>LAST CHANCE TO BUY X COIN BEFORE IT EXPLODES
"I've been sitting on a coin thats done nothing for weeks, maybe if I get other people to buy, I can get rid of it"

>just bought 50$ of X, am I going to make it?
"I don't belong here, but I'm trying to fit in"

>16 years old. net worth only 300k. why even live?
"Actually broke, but want to make a fake humble brag for the rage bait"

>I JUST BOUGHT THE TOP. SHOULD I SELL NOW?
"I'm from reddit and what is this?"

>I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED. I LOST EVERYTHING
"I lost $20 today, and want people to feel bad for me"

>$5 is the new floor. $1000 EOM
"If I say it enough times, I can wish it into existence"
its all so tiresome and predictable...