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>>9292342
You’re joking r-right? Guess you have no idea of how these work

Cgnw to 130 eth in a few hours
This is low as fuck

hey guys,
Here from last night, I hope some of you listened to me when I told you about my new project I was working on. Since then it has went over 100 eth. Had you got in when I announced it, you’d be maybe 6x or more. Fortunately, there’s still time to get in.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A POBC HOLDER
It’s 2020, you wake up in your oversized heart-shaped bed next to 3 cuties. One of them immediately hands you the laptop and you check your gains for the day, you laugh becuase it was a slow day and you only made 1 eth in divs off of your 85 coins. The other two proceed to give you a full body massage and in turn, you send them .00000001 of a token for their duties. All three of them then pick you up and carry you to the kitchen (you no longer come in contact with the ground because that is for peasants) they then spoon feed you your favorite meal and they take you back into the room and give you a shower, all three of them in there scrubbing you down, you chuckle as you toss each of them .0000000001 of a token. The look on their faces is priceless, never have they ever been with such a boss Nibba like yourself. You decide you want to go shit on everyone so they pick you up and then ask “daddy, what lambo do you want” and you say “bitch does it even matter I have 60 of them, I wouldn’t even know if a few went missing” (they already know you’re not one to fuck with because you’re one of the top holders in pobc) none of them say anything and they each pull up in a lambo that they think you want to use for the day. You scold two of them for being wrong and you toss another .00000001 of a token at the girl who made correct choice. The 3 girls then hop in a Range Rover and follow you everywhere. You pull up to a stoplight and in the corner of your eye you see Sergey and the linktards pan-handling. You feel a bit of remorse for them so you split .0000000001 of a token between them and they can’t believe it.