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Translation... another GoatCoin

>>8829264

It's crypto. Eventually everyone becomes the goat

People post endless threads about how some crypto or pyramid scheme is going to go up.

After a while, you give in and put your shekels in.

They take your money, leave you holding the bag. Price collapses, and you find out you're the goat.

>>8647376

GoatCoin. Using only the most advanced crypto marketing technology, we have reached that magic moment when all crypto investors can be the goat.

>>8608266

One GoatCoin has been deposited into your account.

GoatCoin(TM), now every crypto investor can be the goat.

>>8523255

There you go again, Taleb Taleb. If you love him so much, maybe you should marry him.

GoatCoin.

It's the first coin that allows all of you to be the goat.

Don't feel bad for them. They had the right to lock in their price too but didn't take it.

You're one of the few who took advantage of the feature to hedge the price.

Let it crash and burn, you'll be OK.

>>8336292

I'm saving my money to invest in GoatCoin. I feel that the only thing that can prevent the price instability we have nearly every day is a goat-based crypto

GoatCoin. It's the future of cryptocurrency.

As the first goat-based coin, it is immune to all of the usual price swings.

>>8117870
>>8117892

That's why the smart money is going into GoatCoin.

It has all the benefits of a crypto (blockchain, smart contracts, immutable ledger), but it has price stability because it's the first goat-based currency.

GoatCoin.

Now ALL coiners can be the goat.

You know, I think you $10 people are just the sort of investors who are smart enough to invest in GoatCoin.