/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56982757
Bonk coin, you say? Ah yes, Bonk coin. It really was the revolution we never knew we really needed. Many scoffed at first, of course. Naysayers on /biz/ called it a shitty dogecoin knock off and many told me to get rekt. And inside I laughed, oh how I laughed, as they assaulted me with their ignorant scorn. I laughed like a demented submariner in a Lovecraft novel. Then, one day, everything changed. Everyone went stark raving Bonkers at the announcement of Bonk going to Coinbase. Good God! I had to warn the World! Bonk was leaving its eldritch lair of stygian dexhorror and was about to take the world by storm??!! What's that, you say? Mad times?? I should say! Ah yes, I remember once meeting a fella in, oh June '25, was it? Bloody idiot hadn't heard of Bonk. In June 2025. Still, pearls before swine and all that. I heard tales of Master Magicians muttering blasphemous incantations in the early days on /biz/ and have always denied being involved in the initial marketing campaign. Some times, when I pondered, I thought I must being going mad! Dreams of a final titanic clash, Bitcoin v Bonk, at the end of the Great Bull Run of 2025 invaded my darkest thoughts. Realists, of course, said I should just be happy with Bonk beating Shib. Oh yes, marvelous times. I profess I nearly fainted when I first realised the brilliance of Project Bonk and of the cunning minds behind it. Crafty buggers with that 100 Trillion max print run. I thought of writing to the Arkham Crypto Observer at first, of course, thinking I must warn the world of the Dreadful Bonkening that crept upon us, like some loathsome eldritch horror from the elder days, as described in the insane writings of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred. But then, one late night full of dark scrying and demented howling, I finally found the answer. Bonk wasn't an abomination, it was a gift! The rest was, of course, history.

>>53152574
At least they have a reliable oracle, and those who hold the link will soon be able to rejoice, who knows? I'm keeping a watch on additional coins that have functional products similar to CryptoXpress. The unstoppable domain has recently been integrated.

That is the question

Of the digital variety

SALE is the governing token of DX Sale which is a crowdfunding platform for teams releasing crypto projects. It provides safety for investors as it ensures teams stay on track to their roadmaps and meet deadlines so they can't just take your money without proof of work or product.

Presale ended an hour ago, and it was immediately listed on uniswap afterwards. Price is currently about 2x presale price. This has a good chance of going 10x.

market cap is about 400k and 30% of the token supply is locked in liquidity for a year

https://www.unicrypt.network/uniswap-browser/pair/0xAAe5f80BaC0c7fA0cAd6c2481771a3B17aF21455


https://dxsale.network/
https://uniswap.info/token/0xf063fe1ab7a291c5d06a86e14730b00bf24cb589
https://etherscan.io/address/0xf063fe1ab7a291c5d06a86e14730b00bf24cb589

Why hello there :3

There are people in other threads saying that IExec is not revolutionary because grid computing already exists in the form of BOINC and folding @ home etc

Well let me tell you a secret...

BOINC hit 29.8 pflops in 2019

Folding @ home hit 1.1 exaflops!

Guess what? The Bitcoin network hit 80,000 exaflops last year in comparison just sending btc around

Imagine what that kind of computing power could accomplish if directed towards the iexec network and using the marketplace to sell data sets and useful computations that can be used for a variety of industries?

Do you think companies like NVIDIA and Intel want this to happen? Do you think increasing the availability and mass adoption of cloud computing resources to the public is something that other tech companies will want too?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grid_computing


Breadcrumbs guys

All girls, why are women so good at investing /biz/

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Lol sharter

Good time to buy RSR boys

If the OG can just be disrupted then will that mean any project can just get replaced when a new paradigm gets popular?

Good investment /biz/?