/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy but but buy more l. I. L iiii nnnn. Kkkkk

>tried to lose my virginity this weekend
>hired prostitute
>went to hotel room when she got in I started sweating
>thought oh its just nerves I'll be okay
>then she took off her dress
>start getting shaky hands and legs
>extreme pain in chest and back heavy breathing
>she called an ambulance and off I went
>turns out I had a panic attack and almost a heart attack

That's my story of the weekend biz. I finally tried to lose it and I almost instead lost my life. I'm 32 years of age. Still live at home with my mom, she's divorced so I help her with the chores.

I've never worked a job, I've never gone to college or university. I'm 32 years old. In decent shape but I've never had sex.

Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't an hero right now?