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>it's another morning bull trap episode

We did it bobros! We crashed the market, and WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!

we're back at 45. Miss me bullfags?

>you think dip are your ally
>but you merely adopted the dip
>I was born into it
>molded by it
>and I didn't see the pump until I was a man
>by then it was nothing to me
>BUT BLINDING

if this market pumps will you die? it would be extremely painful

Feeling so fucking comfy right now, this is an obvious 'back to normal' scenario, if you haven't sold yet you will be a bagholder like I was 3 years ago. The sell signals are all there, they have been out there for over two weeks now, from d-tier celebrities shilling random shit to your down syndrome coworkers talking about bitcoin. The markets will slowly be bleeding out and you down syndrome H-H-HODL memesters are going to get fucking cucked as your portfolios crash(with no survivors).

Yes buy the dip brothers, they expect some margin calls in the wreckage

Victory has made you weak

>>28664346
>implying that's a bad thing
Le happening is over
>>28664395
55%? They'll have to do better than that

>>28243434
Soon brother

>>28016628
>being attached to stocks
That's the worst thing you can do
>>28016501
I honestly don't see much of a difference between /pol/ rapefugees and reddit WSB tourists. They buy (mostly) the same stocks too
>>28017255
Soon brother

tomorrow CME ether futures going to tank the whole market, I was hoping for a last leg up across the market

>>27769923
PDD and GDS might be worth adding to your yellow people portfolio.
>>27771268
We're going to crash this market

>>27659628
I need to buy back into SOXL, so yes, we're crashing this market tomorrow

We will need them... soon.

It was inevitable.

crashing this market, with no survivors

I Am Inevitable.

The league of shadows has restored balance since ancient times. Did you think your little imaginary coin was immune?

>>25781310
Time to dump

>not shorting this market
ISHYGDDT

Ask yourself this, newfags, why is the CEO of Coinbase, a website under seige from multiple fronts right now, the only person that knows the inner workings of the Treasury Department?
Why would Cheeto, who had four years to implement this measure, only rush to do it now when his second term is on the line? Why would give a shit about crypto right now?
You are being duped right now. Coinbase is deliberately dumping prices so that they can cover their side of trades (remember, their keys, their crypto) before shutting down leverage, and they desperately don't want you to use your own wallet "because they're illegal now, bruh."

I’m crashing this market, with no survivors