/biz/ - Business & Finance

My friend became an insufferable faggot after learning about anime.
He keeps shilling it to everybody he know and every time someone says that they are not sure about it he says stuff like
>so what you think you are better than my waifu?
>enjoy 3d pig women retard
He also brags about how many shows he watched even though he saw Naruto only after hearing about it reaching ath in the news.

>>28289870
>ctrl+f chainlink
>0 results

>>28193788
based

>>27552106
Who could have seen this coming...

>>25599976
Anon...
Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>23718008
>My gun stocks went down
>he thinks civil war will happen
Look at this faggot.

>>22305022
It won't because 404 is a cursed number. He'll release 4.0.5 instead.

>>19942851
>>19942888
Sorry to pop your bubble, but there won't be another March crash. Although investors may be expecting a huge correction next month, so this the best opportunity to buy the dip with May 2020 prices. Crude oil, PMs, pharma, and defense stocks are your safe havens and best friends.

All these fucking day traders

>>19736121
>this guy is such cringe, why do women like to spend time with such an obviously insecure faggot
>as he says while seething in jealousy

>>19735493
>We are trying to be rational in a market that is fundamentally insane
No, you are the one who's insane here anon. Everyone's just rational as usual. You need to fix your gambling addiction man.

>>19686725

>stonk market drops 600+ points
>ready to panic sell to keep 15 K profit
>only lost 1K

After losing 5k Monday and Tuesday, I guess I'm tapped out of relevant stocks

Might as well hold and wait for the bounce

>>19645435
>Far too cocky thinking he’s running the world
But the Fed IS the world. The global economy and free market wouldn't exist without the Fed.

>>19624120
>he thinks it's the Fed who's pumping up the market

>>19614207
How much profit has Tesla made so far to merit a $900 stock, anon?

>>19604918
>cashing out and never coming back

See you back tomorrow, faggot

>>19596393
>I want to sell my stocks for profits to buy faster cars nicer homes and bigger guns
Why not invest it on TSLA and RGR instead if you're just going to buy those depreciating assets anyway. Homes are good decision though.

>>18600618
I'll tell you what I like:
None of your fucking concern lmao.
Try arguing or even discussing shit in good faith in the future.

>>18569404
>What’s the best way to invest in oil
don't. Consider this a warning from someone who's ass is getting absolutely blasted by oil right now

>>18151176
>using /pol/ as a source.
>"Listen to actual retards and inbred white supremacists."
>MFW

>>18124681
I feel like this has way too much truth to it.

>>18124687
Exactly what happened.

>>18124690
Impossible when shorting or reverse ETF's sometimes. Might as well hold my longs though I guess.

>>18074162
>No shit retard.
>Was unironically arguing against someone making the meme argument as if you didn't know.
Well someones the fulda fucktard round here...

>>18064052
Oh great.
We have a literal boomer in a thread full of 20 and 30 year olds trying to get stock advice.
If this doesn't scream "Wake up and smell the desperation" nothing does.