/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52641584
>He thinks the pods are going to be the size of studio apartments and not literal Japanese capsule hotel size
Hilarious bro.

>>52629408
Crime.

>>52628859
About the rootless international clique, you mean. He was right.

>>52628113
The only thing you didn't mention were your spending habits. It's very probable that you're just a consoomer piece of shit.

>>52625338
I don't know of he's a pussy, but he's definitely a massive faggot.

>>52623988
Crime.

>>52618844
A little.

>>52603445
Invest in some runflat tires and a special tactics driving course. Then practice for a year, and rob a museum of some gold artifacts. Pocket whatever the difference of the 200k you didn't lose in this slot machine market. Pay someone to melt it into bars and then accidentally on purpose him. Then change your name and disappear into a rural village in a country in which you can speak the language. Buy a Volkswagen or some other mid range car and a collection of inoffensive sweaters in earth tones and larp as someone who works remote. You're welcome.

>>52550416
Mark Cuban is a giant faggot regardless of his positions.

>>52548151
She's both fat and black though, which automatically means she has herpes and probably smells. Unfortunately, there's a $5300/month herpes tax as well as a $1000 penalty for being a whale. I would therefore like an updated receipt reflecting the proper balance of the $1000/month owed to me.

>>52537349
Of the pool closingest variety. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>52535310
God I wish that was me.

>>52533199
No.
>>52533234
Imagine defending Canada for any reason. Holy shit.

>>52532533
Vaginas are gross anyway. Have you ever really stopped and looked at one of em. Up close and personal, put your face right in there. Its proximity to the asshole. The knowledge that a lot of girls wipe back to front, smearing shit right into the hole. It dribbles blood and ejects the lining of a uterus like the pilot of a fighter jet once a month, it gets yeast infections, and sometimes fucking worms. Modern women also have STDs dripping from every orifice. Chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes. All the kinds herpes. At this point, having casual sex with a western woman is basically a punishment.

>>52523548
I took my gf to the mall food court Subway and then throatfucked her anind came on her face in the changing rooms at Target. What are you even doing.

>>52520381
Convincing my older sister to have consensual sex in the missionary position with me. My entire plan hinges on this.

>>52501902
Was the eviction noticed wrapped around a set of kneepads? That would've been awesome.

>>52492450
Why did you even bother buying the box of garbage bags.

>>50314523
Damn that just suck anon, but do you think it would be a smart time for me to buy in? If they're this low they can't go much lower right?

Have a job that you love and you'll never wageslave a day in your life.

>>50132460
I don't know OP. Let's do it together. Give me a D U H. D U U H. Anyway, thia guy loves you a lot.

>>50132349
How about you just skip to the end where she makes a false rape or domestic violence allegation and you get red flagged and murdered by a SWAT team even though you don't have any guns, and then as you're bleeding out on the floor you see out your open front door your GF in the arms of some dirty nigger with dreadlocks. AND THAT'S HOW YOU DIED.

>>50130592
A better question to ask is why the fuck do you live in Canada. On purpose. You know the border is wide the fuck open. You can just walk across. They even make it easy to tell where exactly the border is by deforesting a deforested no-no zone between our two countries.

>>50092329
>0.00
>The Surprise Sex Foundation