/biz/ - Business & Finance

OP here from yesterday's thread
we have still just been ranging
I post as we are now towards the upper bounds of that range

Will Link ever make another sats ath? Even eth wasn't able to. If it did I think that would be the only alt to ever surpass btc in two different cycles

Why is it pumping? Any particular news?

At what price does the nolinker fomo kicks in? $60? $100?

Seriously, what would the price be if the team didn't dump it every week? $20? $40? More?

I thought the point in buying this shit was making it?

>2017 - Bought
>2018 - Breadcrumbs and hype
>2019 - Didn't make it
>2020 - Didn't make it
>2021 - Sorta made it but didn't sell because tax
>2022 - Didn't make it
>2023 - Didn't make it

What the fuck is this, the one crypto I go all in on just fucking crabs for eternity? I could've bought fucking MATIC or BNB and made so much more. At one point, QNT and BNB were the same price as LINK, why the fuck aren't we over $40 by now? If you have 100k, yeah you have 7 figures but not after the IRS gets their cut. Early ETH buyers made mid 7 figures after a few years, what the FUCK is taking so long?

someone bought this for 50 bucks a pop

Chainlink is a scam

3 year updated LINK price. Sergey is the biggest (literally) loser in crypto. CCIP and staking made LINK's price action WORSE than when none of it even existed

>August 2, 2020:
BTC: $11,350
ETH: $385
LINK: $8.27

>August 2, 2023:
BTC: $29,675
ETH: $1,863
LINK: $7.63

>Just wait until mainnet launches
>Just wait until staking launches
>Just wait until arbitrum launches
>Just wait until CCIP launches
>Just wait until smart con
>Just wait until the next smart con
>Just wait until Eric Schmidt speaks
>Just wait until Swift speaks
>Just wait until automation launches
>Just wait until VRF launches

July 26, 2020
>LINK: $7.49 ($920 Million volume)
>No CCIP, Staking, Automation
>BTC: $9675
>ETH: $273

July 26, 2023
>LINK: $7.44
>CCIP launched, staking launched, 3000 integrations
>BTC: $29240
>ETH: $1860

>Oracle blockchain integration slides: Swept under rug
>Celsius CeDeFi: Rugpull roulette
>Bancor: 50% buzz haircut for all marines
>Docusign: Paid a lifetime supply of tokens to co-founder of Docusign to be "Advisor", he hasn't been seen or heard from since
>Oracle startups program: Founded amazing blockchain startups like Gravelcoin
>John Wolpert: One of the OG hypemen who never accomplished anything wrt Chainlink
>Lady Luck Token: One of Chainlink's very first rugpulls

June 2019 : $5
June 2020 : $5
June 2021 : $15
June 2022 : $5
June 2023 : $5

>The price of a coffee cup

What went wrong?

Chainlink launching CCIP will be your 2nd best time to sell. If the crumb posters are right and CCIP comes out this summer, sell into BTC beforehand. You do know that BTC was $15k when Chainlink launched staking in December 2022, right?

>Keeps bouncing off $6.66 over and over and over again
>Wants to connect and touch everything digital

Yeah no thanks. Rooting for Chainlink to fail, and for the antichrist plaid man to burn for his sins (dumping on bagholders, dishonesty)

>December 2022
Link: $7
BTC: 15k

>May 2023
Link: $7
BTC: 30k

>>54633449
Join us or perish

Let's settle this once and for all. Is the token needed?

There are probably 20 additional products cooked up by Sergey. Now I see why he hired Ari. He just needs psuedo-scientific bullshit to fool people into holding while he dumps over the next decade, slowly. There are still 500 million tokens in the vault

>Look forward to mainnet!
>Ok now we will focus on t-sigs
>Secure hardware enclaves with Intel SGX!
>Our new concentration is Town Crier
>N-no we mean Mixicles
>We are focused on off chain reporting
>Behold! VRF is our killer application
>We are focusing on CCIP
>Staking any day now by the way
>We are focusing on NFT's using VRF
>We mean blockchain gaming!
>Oops layer 2 is the thing now
>Hey goy-- guys we are working on DECO!
>No no that's old news, behold Chainlink Functions

Holy fucking shit. Endless vaporware and you would've been better selling when it was only main net and price feeds. I am impressed at how "intelligent" this smart con is. 2/16 though, right guys?

I'm all out. Been waiting for a mini pump and this excruciating pain is gone. Just like that, I'm a proper crypto holder now. No more shitcoins. Take it from me, I should've sold LINK at $50.

Anyway, 25 BTC now. Good luck to the remaining og's, you're going to need it

>Chainlink jannies delete the thread exposing the grift
>Muh Hippassus watery demise
>Ari posts some more obscure physical shitcoins from 800 years ago
>Sergey shows up in the biggest slop suit ever
>We made up the enterprise abstraction layer
>Let's invite the biggest crypto scam artist to our flagship conference
>He shows up on Zoom
>DECO is in alpha beta delta
>H-hey we hired some old academic from the ultra successful Diem/Libra project!
>We also hired the CTO of the Diem foundation!
>We are paying them exorbitant salaries to accomplish nothing
>Here lock up your tokens for 12-24 months
>O-oh ok we'll lower it to 9-12 months we're sorry
>We'll just remove all connections to Celsius off our website and not say anything about it
>Bancor too whoops sorry
>Look at our big brain Dan Boneh who will deliver us see see eye pee

>Muh Hippassus watery demise
>Ari posts some more obscure physical shitcoins from 800 years ago
>Sergey shows up in the biggest slop suit ever
>We made up the enterprise abstraction layer
>Let's invite the biggest crypto scam artist to our flagship conference
>He shows up on Zoom
>DECO is in alpha beta delta
>H-hey we hired some old academic from the ultra successful Diem/Libra project!
>We also hired the CTO of the Diem foundation!
>We are paying them exorbitant salaries to accomplish nothing
>Here lock up your tokens for 12-24 months
>O-oh ok we'll lower it to 9-12 months we're sorry
>We'll just remove all connections to Celsius off our website and not say anything about it
>Bancor too whoops sorry
>Look at our big brain Dan Boneh who will deliver us CCI-ACK