/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>hanging out with this girl a lot
>everyone at work believes us to be dating
>go to a work meeting together this morning
>her phone goes off, she immediately grabs it off the table and holds it away
>weird.female
>goes off again
>see her """ex-boyfriend""" as her cover screen
>wtf
>she's been inviting me over to her apartment and we spend every other day together
>been very flirtatious
>she leaves to the bathroom and forgets her phone
>autism.gif
>she doesn't have a passcode so I unlock her phone
>her phone background is a picture of her ex-boyfriend and her together
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>put it back like nothing happened
>she invites me out to lunch after the meeting
>asks me to pick her up
>ask her if she's dating him still
>pauses and awkwardly avoids the question
>says she's only "75% dating him"
>terrible silence as we continue to drive to lunch

I need a government issued robot girlfriend as soon as possible