/biz/ - Business & Finance

Made this thread to celebrate.
I made these memes a long time ago, and others I don't have on phone, but I swinged at 4.48$ and it pumped to 8$, so I started violently trading and after weeks I'm now at x2 and can afford my old stack again.
Which is based and redpilled if you ask me.
Also haven't bought yet still swinging for another x2 to afford 100k linkies (hopefully link doesn't moon or my shitcoins don't go down), YOLO FAGGOTS

>>20805382
Wait how do they swap btc for ltc without chainlink oracles? did the frogs lie to me? fuck
*lets go and falls into the abyss*

Checking to see who it >>20777777

Anons I have lots of linkies on binance, I use the normal binance since I'm in europe, so today I sent my big stack there, was thinking of swinging but I usually repent before doing it.
Tried to withdraw but my withdrawal got rejected, then they said withdrawal suspended due to risk management.
Anyone got this happen to them before? Account is verified with kyc and pic and passport, always sending to and from the same eth address generated from my trezor, no password changed or anything like that recently.
Are my funds saifu or do I need to worry? I contacted support with a ticket and they sent me some automatic email shit, tomorrow I'll contact them from the chat, too tired right now.
Been accumulating that stack since 2017, so if CZ steals my linkies I light unironically find their HQ and go for a high score.

>>20223250
Agreed.
Im at 8k link.... so close to 10k.
This gives me more time to get there.
Thank you for waiting for me gracious kind loving link whales.

>>20158263
nice

>>20149081
You mean, you don't know? lol

Checkem

>>20094534
Oh no it crashed to $4.75, the new bottom.
How will we ever recover?

>>20070319
Unironically never been more afraid in my life, sold my 50k stack at 4.48$.
1 year of testing this shit 5$, and never broke it, the moment I sell because I thought 2nd wave would cause a 2nd crash, it will go to 1000$.
I will spend my 230k$ on cocaine and hookers then kms if this doesn't dump.

Dear fren,
When I made this meme and many others I thought the swinging virus will never infect me.
I was wrong, I thought the market would crash by Monday and sold my 50k stack yesterday for 224k usdt at 4.48.
It has been an honor serving by your side if link continues its pump and I get priced out.
Do not forget the fallen marines when you make it.
My hand (pic related) got weak and I let go of the chain and am now freefalling into the deepest abyss.

>>20010356
only twice since 2017 faggot and I made this pic related and many others, shouldn't I be allowed to the yacht party because of only 2 faith shakening events?

>>20008769
>It’s a racket
Lets play ball

Watching here as the satsgang is pnd'ing scams like dmg then now stakenet on /biz/.
I've been through the 2019 pnd's to buy more linkies, what you need to understand is that if you don't cash out in time you get rekt.
stalenet has zero chance to moon past a 15 million mc on livecoin, and it's not getting listed anywhere soon, so take your profits and buy more link and you'll make it.

I love you frens ans hope your hands are as strong as mine

>>19947239
Godspeed 42!

>>19888997
imagine my /played on wow (i reinstalled it in sept 2019) is 1600 hour, i uninstalled it last month, and that shit while having a gf if i was alone i'd play a lot more.
it makes me sick to think i wasted so much time on a game, again and in such short time, now quit wow and took back drinking...
is this all there is to life? i'm drunk as fuck so forgive me for thinking this is a feel thread, but my theory is that meaning + freedom = 1, always, you get redpilled about stuff, you gain more freedom but lose meaning, you're still as unhappy as you were, the most meaningful life is that of a priest, but he can't do shit, and the most free life is that of someone like draper from mad men or say casanova or someshit, and i'd bet they'd love some meaning.
i made pic related and lots of others years ago

>muh broke the meme lines
>muh we going to 1$
>that's a man
listen up faggots, the whales are only selling link to go back in btc, because btc will break your going down to 7.5k before the gbr narrative... next pump it's going to be 10.5k then up and up we go.
don't say you haven't been warned.
the last time the fud was this strong was post mainnet, then google dropped and many of us got rekt swinging.

7 years ago i met in a Mauritanian mosque a man called Imam Sergeyllah Nazaromedov.
After a few prayers, we decided to finish praying at his place to get more hasanat, so he invited me at his condo.
He was very pious, so he grabbed a piece of paper and he started to draw something, he told me to start praying while he watches me, so I went to do my normal prayer, but whenever I did sujud, Sergeyllah came at me from behind and helped me correct my sujud posture, but his crotch rubbed against my ass every time he did it and I could feel him getting harder and harder.
I was also feeling my penis get harder and harder, which confused me and didn't let me focus on Allah, so I did what any good muslim man would do, get the bad thoughts out of the way by indulging them so I can pray 100%.
I pulled my abaya up and Sergeyllah inserted his huge blessed penis inside my anus.
I felt instantly stretched but it felt ecstatic, he was moaning so loud I was scared he would have a heart attack, sweat was driping all over me, and I was so lost in his love I forgot about god for a while.
Then he came, what a divine ejaculation, it felt like warm comfort inside me, as soon as he pulled his penis out I clenched my anus to not waste one drop of that warm nectar.
He then pulled my abaya down, came next to me, and we prayed together with our minds 100% concentrated on god.
We we finished, he told me a sad story about a man who stole from thousands of mentally ill children and we both cried until our beards were wet.
9 months later I gave birth to our child, which shouldn't have happened since I'm a man, but the semen was so strong and was held for so long inside my body couldn't resist.