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What are the optimal occupations for a mid 20s caucasian unvaccinated NEET with zero skills, 7 year gap on cv and zero tolerance for those that disrespect me.
Before my hibernation I would frequently get fired and job hop whenever someone disrespected me and stood up for myself or unleash my honest thoughts
I was thinking some easy afk bullshit where I can get a certificate for whatever bumass qualifications necessary within 2 months then just afk whilst doing the most minimal work possible and drawing on the side/browsing /biz/
The only warehouse in my area is a 2 hour drive, otherwise I would just forklift and chill
Suggestions lads ?

>>26734377
You work, you die.