/biz/ - Business & Finance

>so I looked over, and it was god damned Jason Parser

>>25837654
very wise choice anon

>>14631322
She can buy laboratory-grown organic lungs as much as she wants if she has 9 figs in her stock account.

>>14544757
this is my favorite image of sir gay

>$3 waiting room
>thinks some useless scam coin is gonna break $2.7
Already sold. See you at 1 faggots.

>>12807339
>"hey sirgay, I'm lowering the block size"
>you what
>"yeah"

>>12415645
why do other people get green so effortlessly and I don't?

>>11215841
stinky linkies would ruin it instantly

>>11087164
chainlink

>>10555771
sky memes were okay for a while but LINK definitely tops it.

and this is coming from someone who would never touch either of those shitcoins since I'm not poor.

>>10409724

do you guys think he regrets making chainlink which led to forchan becoming obsessed with him?

650 million

>>9041874
probably the ones where he's thin

>>8999559
the bull has been prepped
activate CRAB-17

>>8918944
>bears literally seething

>>8864386
chainlink obviously

>>8577144
another oldfag here, yes I recognize posters constantly

I created the sergey/maki smoking pic and the watchbro plush pepe

I think I must have spent nearly 1000 hours by now researching this guy. He's really Satoshi. Hold BTC at your own risk.
BTC=LINK=$1000 EOY.

>>8450000
because sergey is better memes

also checked

Tomorrow.

What's up crypto world?
Chainlink will allow trustless cross-chain transactions. You'll be able to instantly swap your shitcoins for redeemable ERC20 tokens and trade them on a DEX like Kyber Network.
Want a trustless, decentralized mixer for Bitcoin?
>BTC->BTC as ERC20
>private transaction (zksnark/stark or ring sig) to a new ethereum address, then
>swap back for BTC

Oh, btw 1LINK=$1,000 eoy. I'm not a financial advisor.

>>8149945
I've even made some link OC myself, I do enjoy the memes but I didn't know people were actually this deluded in real life. getting maki out of this background and recreating one of the stop lights was fucking hell.

>>8149960
no larp friend, just trying to bring some decent content back to this shithole. I miss the days when we shit up /g/ so bad they created our own containment board for us.

Chainlink is Maidsafe 2.0.
After the mainnet, there won't be anything left to hype. It's a solid project, but adoption can only happen ones crypto matures and all these ICOs (that are claiming to use LINK) actually start delivering and using Chainlink.