/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28360987
inspiring, couldn't help myself, apologies for tempo being random, also I prefer the other version so fuck you and fuck me.

https://voca.ro/11BHewnCZ7Jb

anybody wanna buy some LINK?

gotta pay for the dentist

>Hey you, want to be rich?
You look around and see nothing. Weird, you swear you just heard a voice...
>Yeah you! You aren't hearing things. I'll ask again: Do you want to be rich?
You still see nothing, but the promise of riches definitely has you interested. "Who are you, what do you mean?"
>You know me, I am Chainlink! I am a trustless, decentralized, middleware oracle network which will allow you to deterministically get legacy data into blockchain-agnostic smart contracts. If you buy my token, LINK, you will become rich beyond your wildest imaginations!
"You are right, Chainlink, I do know you. I have read your whitepaper and know that you are supposed to be stable, pegged to the price of a cup of coffee. How is it then that I will become rich by buying your token?"
>Don't worry anon, I guarantee we will be going to the moon. Hop on board quick, we wouldn't want to miss out, would we?
You agree and sell all your possessions - including a kidney and a testicle - to go all in on LINK. "Ok Chainlink, I am on board. When is the moon mission going to happen?"
>Tonight.
You can hardly contain your excitement! The minutes pass so slowly you are unsure if you can bear it. Minutes turn to hours, hours into days, days into weeks, weeks into months, months into years. The price of LINK remains unchanged. "Why have you done this to me, Chainlink? I trusted you, you told me it was happening TONIGHT! Now my youth has faded and you remain the same; stable.
>It is your own fault for expecting otherwise, you even claim to have read my whitepaper. It's in my nature, I couldn't help it.

hey kids can I interest you in some LINK?

decentralized oracle dealer

>>12808742
i heard you need a linking

>>12726517
I heard you need link

hey i heard you need link

>>12462682
that doesnt sound like what a whale would do at all though. thats literally novice behavior that a whale would never do unless they 100% sure its going to rocket up huge. hmmmm

that have lost 80-99% of their investments and still hold a grudge about link. talk about pride huh? seems like they have more of it willing to hold to almost a 100% loss

Hey kid...yeah you!
Come here, I have something you might want.
Don't be shy...look...I can sell you these.
How many do you want?

>>11836074
But link and wait.

>>11831942

I like you, u cute

>>11823598

Psst, hey kid...you looking for some shelter from this storm?

Go on, take one...

>>11814073
prove it

whoever made that fake shill website can you put it on reddit and not here..would probably be more effective no?

The link fudders have been trying so hard recently, trying to be as authentic as they can, but there always one sentence that gives it all away lmao

>>9633383

Is it a pipe dream? life is so depressing and it seems as though nobody outside of 4chan cares about little Link. There's so much garbage on binance for over 10 $. This is horrible.

>>9399712
Hyperledger conference. apparently make or brake soilder