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>>56174235
I have 312 Chainlink tokens.

Had sex with another escort tonight off my folio pump like 5 hours ago. Something terrifying happened. It was just another regular fuck, the usual. I got a little tired and we switched it to cowgirl. I started getting my energy back and I really go all in on this girl, but maybe a little too hard- cause she fucking snapped.

Something in her head let loose and her hips went wild. But then this is what happened: she went in and bit me. Hard. Vampire style right in my trap. The shock jolted me to another layer of reality I didn't know was there, my brain felt like it was on fire. I was so stunned I lost my voice, I couldn't scream even if I wanted to. What really got me though, what really fucked with my head- was how hard it made me.

My dick legitimately felt like a rock. Never in my life could I have imagined it's even possibly to get that hard, I can't even articulate a good example for it. And even with the pain and shock, she didn't stop. I didn't stop. Must have blasted several times, and she did too. Then she just got off my dick, got her shit, and left. Her hour was up. I laid there for what must have been an hour, trying to process what the fuck just happened. Luckily she didn't break skin, but there's a very visible bite mark on my trap. I'm so conflicted. I'd love to punch her shit sideways for it, but that was, no contest, the best sex I've ever had by far- on a completely different level. It's 2 AM and I can still feel the rush somewhere in my stomach. And I'm getting hard again.

Anyway yeah maybe it's not business-related, but I'm a baked-in, pure-blooded /biz/raeli damn it, I get to make an off-topic post once a year.

Is TSLA Enron 2.0 except they admit they don't make money from their primary business?