/biz/ - Business & Finance

This upcoming squeeze is going to be recorded in financial history books. It’s going to be on all media platforms. People still think it’s just some niche mildly interesting story... not realizing this is a world historical first. A decentralized group of retard traders organized primarily on Reddit will cause unimaginable losses for these hedge funds. SEC is inbound. I expect the trading will be halted.

dump tomorrow. you've been warned

>>26396586
thanks bro, found it. taking a $200-300 loss and buying back my PLTR calls first thing on monday. cathie wood buying more today is disgustingly bullish

I should've just all-in'd GME at 5...

junior collegefag taking a break from school cuz covid and living with my mom thinking of going to another country and working remotely. probably blowing like 5-6k if so

should i just hold on to my balls and tough it out? i havent had sex in a year at this point should i hit up a busted ex? man fuck corona

t. 80k nw

>>26053303
masturbate 1x a week max, take magnesium, exercise (jog, stretch), drink only water, read a book.. then come back to me in 3mo and tell me how you feel.

you must truly want to change, or have a goal in order to not be depressed. life sucks but there are things with more power in this life, no one can hand that to you.. you need to find it for yourself.

>>26030241
hey alex,

go fuck yourself

t. anonito

holy fucking influx of redditors

>ordering fast food
ngmi

five thousand dollarydoos and idk what to do with them

gamble on penny stock?

invest in hyped-up ETF like ARKK or ICLN?

say fuck it and buy TSLA?

too many choices

When you told me to exchange my ETH for BTC when it goes to 0.05 did you mean this ratio?:
https://www.binance.com/en/trade/ETH_BTC
If it was bullshit, when do you think I should exchange?

>>24189472
WOW BROS 0.5% INCREASE!!1

Fucking shitcoin limping along just put me out of my misery money skelly you fucking evil genious

>>19780613

>>19761397
>tfw my integra I got for free from helping elderly neighbor move got stolen and completely stripped

>>19691826

>>19286626
Spend your stimulus and/ or borrow a rototiller.

Get everything you need to min max independent living. Solar is a good choice because energy is going to be fucked. Utterly fucked. Price-Cost-Value of oil leaves room for utter cataclysm now that the Saudis and Russians are having their pissing match during a massive global downturn so everyone shuts off their wells. They can go at it for a very very long time...

Negative oil should have plastered every single board on 4chan all the way to page 10.
We are in endgame here, money is worth less by the day.

>>19202960
>>back up to 1.05 after I sold at .85
this fucking board

>>19001160

Perhaps... but my point still stands, people are returnin to 'normal' when things are definitely not 'normal', economically, but I know Trump will print whatever it takes to get reelected.

So... what do the unemployment insurance claims look like on Monday? On top of the 10 million that have already been claimed?

>>17953774
>Bodega Aurrerá is a Mexican discount-store owned by American discount chain Walmart

>worst bear market of the century
>only 1000 replies
When did biz fucking die?

dump dump dump dump

>>17104871
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

we’re still here. just waiting